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1. (tool) (14158↑, 3245↓)
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A [fool]. A [cretin]. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.

That tool dosen't even know she's just using him.

2. (Tool) (6944↑, 2280↓)
A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is alwasys making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool is useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect.

"Let's drive to Chicago from Iowa. Oh man, we need money. Hey, let's ask tool to come, he'll spot us the cash\!" "Tool is our friend. We call him that because he is one."

3. (tool) (6243↑, 3348↓)
someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.

Jane is a tool because she dresses like Avril Lavigne while listening to New Found Glory and Dashboard Confessional just becuase Carson Daly told her to.

4. (tool) (4269↑, 1888↓)
someone who is a complete idiot/ one who is used by other people, and usually dosen't even realize it/ someone who can't think for themselves/ an asshat.

People who wear huge logos on their shirts are tools. People who listen to Avril Lavigne, are tools. People who think Sum 41 is a punk band, are all tools.

5. (Tool) (5397↑, 3821↓)
Best band of all time with Adam Jones on guitar, Danny Carey on drums, Paul D'Amour once on bass but now its Justin Chancellor, and last but certainly not least the vocals and the style that is Maynard James Keenan. Progressive rock band from the early 90's, introduced a lot of new things in music, including throwing time signatures out the window. Albums out: 92-Opiate 92-Undertow 94-Aenima 94-Salival 01-Lateralus best music ever. period.

\<some guy\> what are you doing? \<TOOL fan\> listening to TOOL.

6. (tool) (2283↑, 710↓)
A sad soul who is being taken advantage of without realizing it

-Dude, I need a ride to the party. -Ask (insert name here). He's a tool.

7. (tool) (2301↑, 835↓)
a fake person. someone does things to impress people

Someone who claims to be a coffee fanatic but only buys "frappacinos" from starbucks. People who go to TRL. People who listen to Good Charlotte. The members of Good Charlotte

8. (tool) (1385↑, 339↓)
Someone who writes a definition for a word on Urban Dictionary that has been posted a billion times before. If the definition is already there, why the fuck would you waste your time posting the exact same thing?

A tool is a person who is used by other peo--STFU already\! I wrote this on an impulse. I wrote that on an impulse. I don't need to justify anything to you\! Whatever, its just the internet.(ahhh closure)

Author: smelly arthritis 2 http://tool.urbanup.com/1945885
9. (tool) (542↑, 132↓)
One of three things: a. Device used to apply mechanical work. b. The Band. c. Someone that is used for another's gain. d. A penis. e. Loot spelled backwards.

Bob: Man, that guy is such a tool. Jim: Yeah, which reminds me, I screwed your wife.

Author: TheCaffeineJunky http://tool.urbanup.com/2141106
10. (tool) (472↑, 100↓)
Someone who is easily manipulated by others, because they substitute the judgment and/or approval of others for their own. The others can be admired friends, strangers or potential mates whose approval the tool seeks. Especially in interpersonal situations, the tool will seek approval from the other, but fail to exercise their own judgment about whether the other person is good or right for them. Alternately, the tool will allow public figures, advertising, or other mass media to replace or form their own opinions on any number of subjects -- most evident in fashion and music choices (often fads or heavily marketed products of suspect quality or style). Somewhat less obvious are tools whose opinions on current events are parroted from sources thought by the tool to be reliably correct -- if you don't follow current events, or didn't come across the original source, you might not realize they hadn't actually given their opinion much thought beyond memorizing the highlights. The recurring theme is that the tool avoids using their own judgment, sometimes even failing to acquire an ersatz opinion; instead just seeking approval. The tool is an open field for anyone who would like to use them for their own purposes. When they choose very poorly, it is obvious to most that the tool has been manipulated and was foolish to have allowed it. Usually singular in actual usage, but sometimes phrases like 'tool shed' or 'hardware store' are used to refer to groups seen as clearly lacking common sense.

a) Did you hear that guy? "Brown is the new black"? What a tool. b) That tool paid for her fancy dinners all over town for *at least two months* and only kissed her like once\! c) staff in a hotel: "Who rented out the Pacific Room this weekend?" "'Real Estate Riches' seminar, free admission." "Ha, that'll be a tool barn."

Author: Erotic Army Beer Hall http://tool.urbanup.com/1687477
11. (tool) (266↑, 60↓)
Contrary to what many people (usually tools) think, being a tool has nothing to do with being easily manipulated. Those people are simply "suckers". In fact, tools often take life too seriously, and therefore try too hard to manipulate others and to win everything, but always playing by the rules of society. Intellectual pursuits are not of any interest to a tool, and people who are interested in them are "stuck-up" or "faggy". A tool just likes to have a few beers, watch and talk about sports constantly, and refer to women as "sluts" and themselves "players". Tools are usually borderline retarded, but hide it well because they have the uncanny ability to conform almost perfectly to social norms. If a movie, or song becomes popular in society, the tool will quickly adapt said movie or song as one of their favorites (see Lil' Jon, Souljah Boy, Boondock Saints). Their "social commentary" is often crudely taken from the last episode of South Park. A tool can usually be spotted wearing a backwards baseball cap and athletic attire, playing beer pong at any large, obnoxious party where loud mainstream rap music is played.

"Whoaaaaaaaaa, party foul bro\! What a fag\!" "Wow, that guy is such a tool."

Author: Todd Clemens http://tool.urbanup.com/2858497
12. (Tool) (383↑, 193↓)
1.) One who tries too hard to ingratiate themselves to others, in order to be liked, or to get votes. 2.) Most politicians.

1.) Larry told me what a great job I'm doing again today. He is such a tool. 2.) Congressman (Mark) Green (R-WI) will say anything to get some buzz about his campaign for governor. What a tool\!

Author: Peugeotjoker http://tool.urbanup.com/1148122
13. (tool) (260↑, 76↓)
Someone who tries too hard to fit in with everyone else. Someone who can't think for themselves. A fake person. Someone does things to impress people. A person who wears only "branded" or "labelled" clothing and thinks that it makes them cooler than others. A person who tries hard to impress other people Someone who wears two brightly colored collared shirts at the same time and pops both of their collars. In extreme cases, the tool looks like a Vampire (Count Chocula).

Someone who takes a picture of you on their camera phone when you're copying homework in lunch and threatens to show it to your teacher is a tool. No one likes the tool and everyone talks behind his back.

Author: Gotcha\!\!\! http://tool.urbanup.com/1592227
14. (tool) (313↑, 182↓)
n. to describe a person of lower than standard mental ability. referred to as a tool because they cannot function on their own will, they must be used to accomplish a task or form desire.

Johnny: "You are such a tool that your parent's bought that [panemon] card, because the Japanese told you that it was cool." Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."

15. (Tool) (136↑, 10↓)
1) Someone who can't think for themselves, changes their mind based on what other people think. Basically an assclown who does not have the mental capacity to form their own opinion. 2) When you meet someone who is that big of a tool, you start calling everyone that person's name instead of tool. 3) People who have a tendency in fantasy sports to depend on other people in order to gain opinions. 4) People who spell their "favorite" team names wrong

1) Tool: "Huston Street to Brew Crew, rumored to be done Bystander: "Yea Jay sent you this didn't he" Tool: "Yup" 2) "Quit acting like such a Viggy" 3) So called Expert: "Look for Andruw Jones to have a bounce back year" Tool: "I think Andruw Jones can have a good year this year." 4) Tool: "Go Red Soxs\!" Tool: "Go Sabers\!"

Author: Baconbits101 http://tool.urbanup.com/3415015
16. (Tool) (546↑, 450↓)
The greatest band ever in my opinion. they are their own genre. Some metal screams from Maynard on vocals and Adam on guitar, but still a somewhat lighter side (loathed by some tool fans). Tool is indeed a band to be remmebered for years.

i love tool and would take a bullet for maynard

17. (Tool) (146↑, 56↓)
Greatest fucking band to exist. Let me explain. "The Sev...Eight Days of Creation" While you are told to believe (in the bible), there are seven days of creation, there is one that is actually left out. "The Eight Day" On the eight day, after God had created everything else, he decided he needed to make epic entertainment. After alot of thinking, he concluded in the 1990's and 2000's, that there would need to be a band. This band -- Tool. Maynard James Keenan was born on the eight day, and was frozen until 1964. From there on, the formation of the eight day and the greatest fucking band to exist came to be known as..."Tool". Maynard equal to or greater than (=/\>) God Tool equal to or greater than (=/\>) God Maynard \> Chuck Norris Maynard = The Eight Day Maynard =/= April 17, 1964

Vicarious Prison Sex Sober The Pot etc. Tool needs to release a new fucking album soon. I'll probably die if they don't.

Author: Tool is God. Maynard is God. http://tool.urbanup.com/3118993
18. (Tool) (133↑, 53↓)
1. Something that is used to assist with the modification of an object or situation. 2. Something that is used to create or destroy. 3. Slang synonym for the males sexual reproduction whatsit. 4. Someone who does seemingly silly things; often used as a term of endearment, but not always\!

I am a tool because I have been used to: Improve someones ego; Distract them from the mediocrity of their own existance; Make someone else jealous; To improve someones elses relationship (how bizarre); To get them a valentines day present (this year) For love. For happiness. For laughter. To do everything for them, and in return: To accept all of the guilt. To hold all of the pain. To take all of the blame. (It was never a game). A good tradesman respects his tools\!\! A Hammer is a tool both used to create and to destroy. My penis is a somewhat rusty tool I must admit (only from lack of use\!\!). I hit my penis with a hammer while making pancakes (as you do) That sure modified the fuck out of both the objects involved and the situation: I created a lot of pain I destroyed the pancake batter (all over the floor), and my willy - must admit i chipped a bit off of the hammer handle too\!\! I hit my tool with a tool; I am such a tool I do not regret being a tool - my penis however has a somewhat different (slanted) view on the subject Sunday 02/11/2008

19. (tool) (87↑, 20↓)
That guy who makes us shake our head in disbelief but at the same time makes us feel better about ourselves since we are not him.

"Jake just spent $80 buying those hot chick shots and then they walked off with those other guys\!" "He's such a tool\!"

20. (Tool) (138↑, 72↓)
1) Somebody who is inept, stupid, or useless (adj.) 2) The greatest band on earth; composed of Maynard James Keenan, Adam Jones, Justin Chancellor, and Danny Carey. They were formed in Los Angeles in 1990.

1. Person One: Some guy put something funny in my drink, and when I woke up this morning, my anus was all bloody and squishy\! Person Two: You sir, are a fucking tool. 2. I'm going to a Tool concert today. Maynard is the awesomeness.

21. (tool) (94↑, 32↓)
A sad soul who is being used by others often without even realizing it. Often times people other than the "tool" realize what's going on but choose to laugh at the "tool" instead. It is often very sad as the tool usually finds out after he has been all used up and been made a fool of. Sometimes a tool is thought of as a jerk, but is usually a nice generous guy who doesn't mind doing favors. Most of the time the tool is just going through depression or thinks that if he does things it will get people off his back. Tools often are put down as most people don't really like them. Tools are also too stupid to know when they're being used. If you see someone being used you should help them out; most of their "friends" are often lying to them to make them look like an ass in public. Tools can be spotted by causing scenes in public, and people telling them that they're "cool".

Person 1: So that bitch Jessica was just using him like a tool for his homework? Person 2: Yeah, he was oblivious. She messed with his head just because he would do things for her. He thought he was in love. I tried to help him out, but it just wouldn't work out. After he found out he was so embarrassed and started to cry. Person 1: How sad. She really is a bitch. Person 2: And to think that she went out with him knowing how much it would break his heart. I don't think she ever really liked him for who he was. Person 1: Well at least he can learn from this. Person 2: Yeah, he's a good guy.

22. (Tool) (76↑, 21↓)
My, and a whole wack of others favorite band. An awesome band who redefined many genres, and made many bands look like crap. Lead singer also in [A Perfect Circle], another awesome band. Its true about not being able to compare [tool] and [apc] AT ALL, but i do find this quote quite humorous: "hey, listen to this A Perfect Circle record, its like tool without the anal sex" \toolWho ever wrote that is awesome, although I completely disagree, but its still funny. This unbelievable band consists of: Adam Jones on guitar, Danny Carey on drums, Justin Chancellor on bass, Maynard Keenan for vocals Albums: 1992-Opiate 1993-Undertow 1996-Aenima 2000-Salival 2001-Lateralus

"Oh my god\!\! Tool is definitly the (or one of) best band(s) of all time\!\!\!" "Most Emo should die. Along with every 'nu metal' band that is destroying the music industry. Oh, pop can be removed too." "Half the population of tool lovers also love [Nine Inch Nails], and [A Perfect Circle], but they're not for everyone"

23. (Tool) (67↑, 21↓)
Someone who is easily swayed or derailed from ones own opinion or true feelings by perceived outside influences.

Jessamyn is such a tool. She totally wants Skip, but keeps playing stupid games because she thinks other people think it's cool.

24. (Tool) (47↑, 7↓)
Tool: (noun) 1.) A guy with a hugely over-inflated ego, who in an attempt to get un-due attention for himself, will act like a jackass, because, in his deluded state, he will think it's going to make him look cool, or make others want to be like him. The person may even insincerely apologize later on, but only in an attempt to get more attention, or to excuse his blatantly intentional, and unrepentantly tool-ish behavior. 2.) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN\! 3.) Someone who others normally refer to as a prick, dick, or schmuck. 4.) Someone who acts like a dick, because...well...he's compensating. 5.) Kanye West

Example: Observer \#1: Hey, did you see Kanye West's idiotic stunt at the awards show? Observer \#2: Oh, you mean, "Mr. It's-All-About Me?" Observer \#1: Yeah...what an asshole. Observer \#2: I know. He's such a tool\!

Author: Hilo, Hawai'i http://tool.urbanup.com/4243816
25. (tool) (55↑, 15↓)
See Ryan Seacrest.

Ryan Seacrest is the biggest fucking tool on God's green earth\!

26. (tool) (74↑, 40↓)
Someone who is completely obvlivious to the fact that he is being used and that is considered to be less than a human being. see: [nick cannon]

you're a fucking tool.

27. (Tool) (44↑, 12↓)
One, Usually a man, who is a loser, but nobody really bother to tell him to get lost. A tool typically wears clothing from Aeropostale, Hollister, Abercrombie, and or American Eagle. A tool usually (but not always) makes 1st grade jokes, is stupid, Has an ear pierced, or is just annoying. A tool is usually used for people to "borrow" money from. The tool sometimes KNOWS he is buying his friends: A loser.

"Micheal is such a tool." Or Micheal: "I know why I'm getting F's. I haven't been laid in weeks\! I better go to American Eagle" Or "I put my iPod in my pocket and it went through the wash. I better go ask best friend Micheal for some money."

Author: The Felmale John Lennon http://tool.urbanup.com/4258967
28. (Tool) (58↑, 32↓)
A band formed in the early 90s with Maynard James Keenan on vocals/synth., Adam Jones on guitar, Danny Carrey on drums and Justin Chancellor on bass. A true band that doesnt rely on the studio to make their music sound awesome and actually sound better live than on album. They not only have the most talented instrumentals today but also have deep, thought provoking, meaningfull lyrics.They arent in it for the money and have yet to sell out to the mainstream, unlike countless other bands today. If you want to listen to music on the calibre of Led Zeppelin, Alice in Chains, Mettalica, and Pink Floyd, than Tool is right up your alley. If youre a brainless sheep that thinks everything MTV says is the wisdom of the gods and think fall out boy and the jonas brothers is real music, than I'm afraid Tool is not for your ears.

Hormonol preteen girl: OMG\!\! The Jonas brothers are so h0tt they r000ck\!\!\!\! If you dont like them you must be like gay or somethin Me: To bad looks have nothing to do with making good music, and at the end of the day bands like Tool actually write their own songs unlike the jonASS brothers. *Hormonol preteen girls head explodes*

Author: Turd Furginson http://tool.urbanup.com/3588385
29. (tool) (58↑, 36↓)
someone who is both pathetic in their attempts to be socially accepted and a jerk to those who may not accept them because of the typical way they present themselves

Man that guy just tries too hard and he's an asshole about it, what a tool.

30. (tool) (24↑, 3↓)
(n.) - an individual who willingly changes his or her behavior for personal gain or profit. In this context, a tool is similar to a [poser], with one important distinction. Because a tool does not consider his actions beyond rudimentary cost/benefit analysis, he or she will often be co-opted by corporations or powerful interest groups to support the lame or corrupt positions held by these organizations. A tool therefore, is quite literally an instrument of [the man].

[Mitt Romney] is a tool.

Author: Kenny Genius http://tool.urbanup.com/5581860
31. (Tool) (39↑, 18↓)
A little immature ginger who doesnt realize nobody likes him. He ignorrantly walks around thinking he is actually loved. These people tend to be cocky and have nothing to back them up.

people- "Harrison, lets go to the Cherokee party." Tool- "Naw broski, thats gay. Lets go get schwayze." People- "Harrison, lets go play basketball in alkek." Harrison- "Naw, faggot. I wanna go slurge on adrianne."

32. (Tool) (75↑, 54↓)
A shithead, doper boyfriend who doesn't know how to treat a girl

My boyfriend's such a tool, he never does anything nice for me.

33. (Tool) (24↑, 4↓)
An individual who behaves in their own self interest rather than adhering to a set of beliefs or morals. Someone who will act as though to seek approval on the outside, but is actually quite vain and selfish. Men of this variety tend to cheat on their girlfriends. Women tend to use men to obtain free drinks.

God, Brett is such a tool.

34. (tool) (31↑, 11↓)
guy that likes you, but when summer comes around, needs to try and get with every girl possible, ruining the relationship you could've had together. Even tho his reasoning is he "doesnt want to cheat on you" yeah bullshit. a tool then wants you to "forget" about him for the summer and then when school starts up again, you guys can go out, basically saying , let me hook up during summer and we can be together after.. and when he breaks up with you around spring time... you know why :)

omg tyler yocom is such a [tool].

Author: littlemonkeylh http://tool.urbanup.com/4076528
35. (tool) (36↑, 17↓)
Someone who thinks he's cool, but he just isn't. He usually looks like a possum and says he's the man.

Pat: Meghan, I love you. I'm the fuckin' man. Sean: He's such a tool.

Author: Joey Bagguhdonuts http://tool.urbanup.com/2923135
36. (tool) (25↑, 7↓)
a [douche bag] usually oblivious to whats actually going on, will act like a complete [ass] to look good in front of their tool [posse]. usually rich, steriotypicly good looking, possibly drives a [hummer], nobody usually likes these people, and they all really dress alike, try to sag their pants with a [hollister] shirt and either short spiked or baech boy hair and flip flops.

a man wearing a wifebeater while blaring bad tool music from the sub woofer of his yellow hummer with a license plate that says "WRKNOUT"

37. (Tool) (26↑, 8↓)
Someone you gives up on their own personality and sells their soul to the " cool kids" to be accepted,usually pretending to look like college kids, until high school is over then they usually become a epic fail.

Tool 1: " Whats up bro?" Tool 2: "Nothin bra, i just got back from buying my polo hat that I will wear backwards, my bermuda shorts, a lanyard for my car keys, a polo shirt, my north face jacket, boating shoes, and my black Z-71 Tahoe." Tool 1:"Hell yeah bro\!" Parents of Tool 1 and 2: " Why,God, did you curse me with these tools\!?"

38. (Tool) (28↑, 12↓)
a guy who works out instantly gets a sweet tan, frosted tips in his hair, does anything mtv says is cool rooms with you after high school because you got into the same school and have been best friends for 10 years and completely changes himself into a mindless asshole who says brah after every sentence and ditches you every night for his new sweet friends and then one night you confront him about how hes turned into a complete piece of shit copy of every moron at a free rockstar energy drink giveaway and storms out and dissapears for three days only to come back looking suspiciously guilty and smelling of your girlfriend of 3 years perfume and completely ruins your life

i thought we were friend chris or should i call you by your new nick name topher cause your so cool now with you seashell necklaces and tapout shirts. oh you shop at pac sun too? you and everyone else\! tool.

39. (Tool) (54↑, 40↓)
The actual definition for a tool would have to be everyone if you follow the definitions of "poser." Don't kid yourself, you've tried to be someone you're not. A tool is a gullible fool, which everyone was at one point. So you wanna know who a tool is? Look in the mirror. Saying you're a tool because you listen to Good Charlotte? Please. You probably got made fun of for listening to them that's why you're saying it.

YOU ARE A TOOL. Thank you.

40. (Tool) (30↑, 16↓)
1) Some who is used for the benefit of others. 2) Someone who does things so others will accept them.

People who wear aviators are tools. People who use the word tool in daily conversation, because they think they understand what it means, are tools. People with the initials J.D. are all tools.

41. (tool) (32↑, 22↓)
a metal ish, cult ish band that kicks ass in many's opinion and plays in complex time signatures. It is criticized by many people and is criticized due to the fact that they never even took the time to try and get int tool and even though they say we jsut argue about stuff that we really dont know about, I wouldn't be talking considering if you don't like tool you probably know little to nothing about it so you should look into it. The singer is Maynard James Keenan, Bass player is Justin Chancellor, guitarist is Adam Jones, and the drummer is Danny Carey.

Dude I just heard Tool on the radio. Wow you don't hear that very often.

42. (tool) (21↑, 11↓)
a guy who does not under stand he is being used for what he has, that guy who shows up unexpectedly to parties and social events and everyone looks at him like "wtf are you doing here" , a guy who can't make decisions for himself relies on what everyone else is doing to make a decision

Wow, Magic Zac is such a tool, he just invites himself everywhere.

43. (tool) (27↑, 17↓)
The word "tool" may be used as an insult, describing someone who is being manipulated without their knowledge - implying they are naïve and ignorant.

You are such a tool\!\!

44. (Tool) (12↑, 4↓)
Has multiple meanings.. 1 - A person who's always used by other people, a loser. People always take advantage of these kind of people. 2 - Male sex organs. 3 - The most awesome metal band ever \!

Mac - Hey Jenny, would you like to suck on my Tool ? Jenny - Yes, I'd love too.

45. (tool) (10↑, 2↓)
a word used by idiotic scenesters to describe anyone who doesn't fit... unfortunately, they don't realize that by conforming to the indie scene, they are still conforming, and whether they realize it or not, their lives are just as meaningless and externally controlled as the man in the cubicle... and that the people who they are calling tools KNOW that they are being used... they just have half a heart to spend their time helping out the aforementioned fools in hopes that they will see the truth and turn their life around.

fool 1: that kid is a tool fool 2: I totally know, right? did you know that I asked for a ride to the store and he gave it to me for free? fool 1: wow... what a tool. he actually HELPED another living being? fool 2: yeah man, lame... hey, who's frederick kneetshaw?

Author: barcodeonneck http://tool.urbanup.com/4035621
46. (tool) (11↑, 3↓)
an obnoxious person who usually "bro's out" plays guitar for attention, and pretends to like those who like them and then completely screws them over.

today i saw this complete douche walking down the street, playing overrated songs on his accoustic guitar, and hitting on 3 underclassmen at once; he was such a tool

Author: BatTom's Bad Visit http://tool.urbanup.com/3843743
47. (Tool) (15↑, 7↓)
A person who tries too hard to impress people, and is usually hated. Yet still everyone uses the tool for things like money, rides, and food. Even though he/she is always called a tool, they are too big of a tool to take it seriously. The person also laughs at everything to fit in, cracks bad jokes, tries to hard, and is almost always ditched. Often named Tom.

*phone rings* "Don't answer for Tom. They're such a tool." "TOM IS SUCH A TOOL\!" "Don't tell the tool about the party, he'll make everything weird."

48. (Tool) (17↑, 9↓)
A guy who pops his collar, goes tanning, and wears shirts five sizes too small. Very often, they can be found sporting growing-up-Gotti haircuts with pencil thin facial hair to match. Most of these guys prefer to drive a hot car, one that equally shallow girls will swoon over. They also prefer to listen to bad music.

"Get a load of that tool over there with the pink shirt and yellow Live Strong bracelet\!"

Author: Jonathanagan http://tool.urbanup.com/3047075
49. (Tool) (8↑, 1↓)
Almost synonymous to douche bag; the type of person that likes to show off their physique in public; wears athletic clothing in the dead of Winter (Basketball shorts with long black socks); laughs at their own non-hilarious jokes; under the false assumption that they are perfect; whines like a spoiled 5-year-old when something doesn't go their way

"Ben is such a tool in the morning when he thinks it's cool to choke people and throw them into the wall." "Ben laughs like a walrus when he thinks his own jokes are funny." "Ryan always sounds like he's on Oprah when complaining in Chemistry."

50. (Tool) (11↑, 4↓)
The first against the wall when the revolution comes. An inferior, low or no-self esteem individual who gets off obeying authority figures. One used by his superiors, who themselves undoubtedly would kick them to the curb in a heartbeat. Nevertheless, the tool believes they are worthy and significant STRICTLY because they have attached their whole sense of self to obeying said authority and/or submitting their individuality to another. Could be a woman...but is much more pronounced when seen in a "man".

Glenn Beck is such a tool for corporate power, bending over and spreading cheeks for hateful robber barons who are raping the working poor with their usurious practices.

51. (Tool) (11↑, 4↓)
Someone who isnt liked and has no friends and trys to spit game and trys to be cool

Rocco is a tool

Author: formeldahyde http://tool.urbanup.com/4164709
52. (tool) (12↑, 5↓)
1 A PENIS 2 SOMEONE WHO'S MANIPULATED VERY EASILY 3 A BADASS BAND 4 A MAN-MADE DEVICE USED FOR BUILDING SHIT

1 MALE GENITALIA (PUT YOUR TOOL INSIDE OF MY HUGE TWAT) 2 SOMEONE WHO GETS USED TO SATISFY ANOTHER'S NEEDS 3 AN L.A. ROCK BAND; DRUMMER DANNY CAREY, VOCALIST MAYNARD KEENAN, GUITARIST ADAM JONES, BASS GUITAR JUSTIN CHANCELLOR 4 SCREWDRIVER, WRENCH, CIRCULAR SAW, COMPASS, ETC...

Author: X_ARTILLERIST http://tool.urbanup.com/3981263
53. (Tool) (12↑, 5↓)
That one guy with the tribal arm tattoo and does everything that maxim and mens health tells him to do. We all know this guy\!

Remember that week when spinning rims were cool? yeah he had them , yeah john is still wearing his collar all the way up what a Tool\!\!

54. (tool) (35↑, 28↓)
Someone who walks around all day wearing plaid shorts, Burkingstock's, knee high socks, a brightly colored Ralph Lauren polo (with the collar popped up), and occasionally where's a Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or Bob Marley shirt, even though the only Led Zeppelin song they know is "Stairway to Heaven" and the only Pink Floyd song they know is "Money", and they don't even know any Bob Marley songs, just so that the skaters think they are cool. 2. [Poser] 3. [Prep] 4. [Preppy] [Poser]\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Dude, Dylan and Ian are such TOOLS\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

55. (Tool) (6↑, 0↓)
A term for a person who is constantly saying annoying comments and doing lame things. A tool is often disliked by a group but seems to not realize it. Members of a group often use a tool for rides, money etc. A typical tool will say stupid jokes and lame pick up lines to try to fit in

Tool: "Did it Hurt?" Girl: "Did it hurt when?" Tool: "When you fell from heaven?" Girl: "What a tool..."

56. (Tool) (8↑, 2↓)
aka a Curnock. A person (usually male) who hides his feelings by acting like a complete dick'ed or 'tool'. He will happily abuse and insult his friends by doing stupid, immature impressions of them - but using the same voice and facial expression for each person. He is also known for agreeing to do something or go somewhere, but then jibbing it at the last minute - leaving the other person/people hanging.

Hey look who's doing an impression of you on the bus again... what a tool\!

57. (Tool) (11↑, 5↓)
One of the most talented and influential progressive rock bands of the past couple of decades. Formed out of Los Angeles in 1990 by vocalist Maynard James Keenan, guitarist Adam Jones, drummer Danny Carey, and bassist Paul D'Amour (later replaced by Justin Chancellor during the process of recording AEnima, the band's 2nd studio album) Tool has defied normalcy since the begining of their existence and despises tool's, hence the bands name "Tool", however the band claims they got the name from Maynard, saying that they wanted to, "bring out to the toolshed and beat some sense into him." for more information, visit the band's website or wikipedia

yeah dude, fucking Tool

58. (tool) (33↑, 27↓)
1. Someone who has absolutely no clue that he/she is being used for something. 2. The greatest band ever

1. Wow what a Tool shes just using that kid for his friend and he doesn't even know it\! 2. "Hey man what are you listening to?" "Oh just some Tool"

59. (tool) (5↑, 0↓)
Someone whose self esteem is so low that they feel the need to post half naked photos of themselves as their default pics on social networking websites in order to get people to look at them.

I thought he was weird until I saw his facebook....he actually took a half naked pic of himself and used it as his profile. Now I just think he's a TOOL\!\!\!

Author: tool slapper http://tool.urbanup.com/5193925
60. (tool) (7↑, 2↓)
A tool is someone who is so oblivious to reality and the truth, that they constantly see things for what they are not.

Chynna thinks that she is everyones favorite person in the world, she is such a tool.

61. (Tool) (5↑, 0↓)
A total douche-bag. Someone who lacks the brains to know that people use them. Guys who sit and fix their hair and tan.

That douche Justin Sartor is a total tool.

62. (Tool) (5↑, 0↓)
Anyone that says "bro code"

Tool: "It's in the bro code"

63. (tool) (6↑, 1↓)
One who is completely oblivious to the fact that no one likes them. Tool's come in many different forms, however most tool's tend to have a picture of every angle possible of themselves on the computer.

wow, JoEyYy pIMpZ$ from myspace is such a tool.

64. (Tool) (7↑, 2↓)
Unlike everyone else on the planet, here is the actual definition of the insult "tool". A TOOL is someone who is easily used by others, or who is blindly loyal to a single person to serve the person's goals. This person is referred to as a [puppetmaster].

Douche: Britney Spears is such a hag. Chris Crocker: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE\! LEAVE HER ALONE\! do it or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU\! SO COMMANDS MY MASTER\! Douche: You are such a fucking tool.

65. (Tool) (6↑, 1↓)
A tool is someone less than a douche who listens to nickelback and wears ed hardy or polo.

Jack is a shitty manager and a tool.

66. (tool) (11↑, 6↓)
A complete idiot who gets used by their slutty trashy girlfriend because hes pretending that they are in love and doesnt know enough to realize the truth.

Zack:Wow hogan is such a tool he falls for any slutty dirtbag chick there is Mack:Ya and hes too dumb too realize hes being used Zack:The worst part is he thinks she loves him Both:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Mack:What a tool\!

Author: Zack-yours truly http://tool.urbanup.com/2860601
67. (Tool) (4↑, 0↓)
An off-duty Law Enforcement officer who carries a handgun while in The Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World.

I can't believe that tool brought his gun to Disney World.

Author: Finster Baby http://tool.urbanup.com/5302895
68. (Tool) (4↑, 0↓)
A douche-bag teenage boy who wears only name brand clothing, follows every trend, uses 'fag' as his primary insult, thinks he is cooler than everybody else, relies on "that's what she said" jokes, talks loudly about how many girls he's gotten it on with, has a poor sense of humor, and is just an all-around ass-hole. Usually reasonably wealthy/spoiled. Often accompanied by several sluts.

God, he is such a tool, I hope I'm never like him.

Author: Corn-on-the-Cobb http://tool.urbanup.com/5137421
69. (Tool) (4↑, 0↓)
A person that you can use for just about anything. Money, rides, ect. Usually wears white [Oakly] glasses on the back of their heads and wears their pants too low with a [stupid] leather belt. Usually has name brand clothing and a 'nice' car. (its only nice because you get rides in it and dont have to pay for gas) synonamous with Tim Plumb

Tim Plumb. Wow.... that guy is such a tool.... he must be named tim.

70. (Tool) (4↑, 0↓)
A person, most often male in nature, generally pleasing to the eyes, that constantly speaks of themselves, and how often they hit the gym, bang chicks, go to the tanning salon, and get drunk, while wearing too much product in their hair and/or medium sized chains around their necks. The worst tools will not have jobs, have lower than average intellect, and date girls stupid enough to pay for everything.

That guy I met at the bar tonight was such a tool...

Author: TellEmLikeItIs http://tool.urbanup.com/4927643
71. (tool) (5↑, 1↓)
ryan seacrest

"did you watch american idol last night?" "why would I ever watch that show? everyone on it is a tool. especially ryan seacrest"

72. (Tool) (4↑, 1↓)
Somebody who looks good and knows it and uses their looks to their advantage.

Angelo "Teary Tool" (Tool Academy 3), Shane (L word), Myself (Planet Awesome)

Author: existential6 http://tool.urbanup.com/4882102
73. (Tool) (4↑, 1↓)
1: Someone who is used for another's purpose 2:A cocky asshole who doesn't realize how much of a dick he/she is. Tools tend to over gel their hair (it looks like they just snapped into a slim jim), where overly tight polo shirts/oxfords, and over-tan until they are as orange as an oompa loompa. The males of the tool species also tend to go to the gym just so they can talk about going to the gym. The opposite of a tool is a [douche bag].

1: Tsk, tsk, it looks like becky found a new tool for herself. 2: holy shit\! that oompa loompa musta just snapped into a slim jim\! oh wait, its just one of those tools from the [jersey shore].

Author: El Douche bag-o http://tool.urbanup.com/4728556
74. (Tool) (4↑, 1↓)
men who are complete douchebags to women. They walk all over women and they expect them to gravel at their feet. They are demanding and selfish and not to mention SELF CENTERED\!\! They usually travel in packs, wear wayto much hairspray, look in the mirror more than a girl and who wear man flops in all weather conditions. They are usually wearing jeans with holes and a polo with the collar popped. They tend to meet in clubs and hit on girls that they will take home, screw, then forget about. WARNING: If your man thinks hes prettier than you.. HES A TOOL. DUMP HIM\!

J:"He's only with you cause youre a virgin, guys like him love virgins." A:"yeah youre right hes a total tool."

75. (Tool) (4↑, 1↓)
A guy who thinks he is [the shit]. Spends time with other tools, of which he may call his "[bro]s", "homies" etc., and acts like he is the most popular guy he knows. This tool will objectify women, and may refer to girls as "sexy" when talking to them, but as "a hot piece of ass" or "his bitch" when talking about them to his friends. Doesn't usually date girls, just hooks up with them. See also "[dick]" and "[douche bag]"

A tool may say "Hey sexy, lets go [hookup]" or to his bros (tool friends), "Yo, that girl just totally checked me out"

76. (tool) (5↑, 2↓)
1. A person who is reading the definition on the Urban dictionary for "tool" over and over again written by different "tools" writing it over and over again. 2. Someone who puts the word "tool" in punctuation marks. Whoops. 3. Someone who is being used by someone else but is too inbred and mindless to realize it. 4. A complete idiot. 5. Someone who thinks the song "Toxicity" is the best song by System of a Down.

Stop reading this definition, you tool\! Hey, you "tool"\! Hey man, I need a ride to the party. I can't go. Ask Sam, he's a tool. IMMA fiRIn MAH TOol\! GEORGE BUUUUUUUUUUUSH\! Toxicity is the best song by SOAD EVAH\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! No, it's not, you tool\!\!\!\!

Author: Pokefreak001 http://tool.urbanup.com/4416142
77. (Tool) (3↑, 0↓)
A person (usually male) that displays/shows off talent of no value, like bragging about how many hot wings they can eat. A tool may find themselves looking more stupid or gay trying to prove their manliness.

If challenged of his grinding skills, the tool may succumb to grinding against another man if promised "the shiznit award" or "Super dank shizzle biznatch award" and the validation from bi-standers that he is in fact manly.

78. (tool) (3↑, 0↓)
a [huge], [jacked] guy that says and does the most [stupid] stuff and is always making a [fool] of himself, they work out in the gym as much as they possibly can so that they get even huger, they usually suck up to their coaches and peers so that they r liked even though this makes them [hated] even more, they try way too hard to fit in and are [posers] so they don't really have any friends but they think they do cuz they r [retarded] and/or people just pretend to be their friend cuz they r either scared of the tool or they enjoy making fun of the tool and using them for their own personal gain, the tool of course is too [dumb] to realize that they r being used, tools look tough and pretend they're tough but r usually either [pussies] and they r just too much of a [dumbass] to win in a fight anyway, also they love their jacked body and working out more than anything else in the world

"Hey Ryan, you are a tool\!" "Look at that tool working out" "HAHA, that tool just made a huge fool of himself\!" "OMG, that tool is such a [dumbass], look what he is doing"

79. (tool) (4↑, 1↓)
1) An instrument used to perform a certain task or action with ease. 2) A person who doesn't know (or does but willfully accepts) he/she is being used. Also refers to someone who can be seen as a pawn for society. 3) An American progressive rock band from California.

1) Hammers are useful tools; they can force nails in better and more efficiently than bare hands. 2) That person is such a tool; he just wants to be blindly led by his idols without thinking about himself. 3) Tool is from Los Angeles, California; they have released six albums to date.

80. (tool) (4↑, 1↓)
someone who ditches their friends for 'popular' people and covers it up with shit excuses

Sean is such a tool, he's not going to Mike's birthday party because Lela invited him to some boring banquet crap.

Author: sleepinglegisannoying http://tool.urbanup.com/3962921
81. (Tool) (10↑, 7↓)
A tool, is a person that lives life in a way that only a new social status can properly portray. A tool is someone who has a fairly small knowledge of automobiles, but drives a early 80's to late 90's muscle car. Typically a tool will drive a camaro, or mustang. Although a tool has no real automotive knowledge they know ceartain terms such as "headers" or "manifold" and will uniquely craft sentences around these terms to create the appearence of a deep knowledge of engine performance. Along with this a tool has one main goal in life, and that is to get laid. A tool could be considered in the same class as a bro, as far as this catagory is considered. When at a party a tool must in fact, be unwanted by everyone else at the party, even those who would call him a friend. A Tool will almost never wear long sleeves, and if he does, they are to be rolled up, so that his fore-arm muscles are well exposed. A tool's arms are a very important part of his identity, if A tool were to have no arms, he would cease to be a tool, and would most likely cease to exist altogether. Because of this driving passion to have massive arms, a tool will most likely spend a good amount of time in the gym, Once a solid gym status is accomplished, A tool will not only come to the gym to work out, but also just to "chill" or check out the women on the treadmills. Another aspect of a tool, is there incredible ability to attract marry-able women. Marry-able would be a characteristic of a girl who is Quite beautiful, intelligient at first glance, and almost-christian(An actually intelligent, Christian girl would never date a tool, because that would instantly deny them access to both the aforementioned adjectives). Although no one has been able to fully understand this phenomena it is a very important role for a tool to fulfill. When someone says, "in college, she will either date.. so and so, Or she will date a complete Tool." This is all right and good, It is important for girls to fulfill this cliche. This is one of the biggest reasons that 90% of the Male population hates Tools. Women rarely see Tools as in fact Tools, but common descriptive phrases are, but not limited to: "He's really nice when he wants to be", "He's actually really cool when you get to know him", "He gets along great with my mom."

"Wow, that guy is a complete Tool." "Did you see that Tool on the motorcycle?" "Wow, look at that Tool, and his mustang."

82. (tool) (9↑, 6↓)
a kid so desperate for friendship that he'd do anything to impress his friends. Also, his lack of confidence and individuality is a major turnoff to girls.

mark does dip to impress tyler, what a tool.

Author: itsamarioooooo\! http://tool.urbanup.com/3728140
83. (tool) (9↑, 6↓)
a.k.a. a douche

"why is he a douche?" "'cause he's a tool"

84. (tool) (17↑, 14↓)
(n.) a person who lacks any real quality of life, because they reduce themselves to arbitrary and meaningless activity which wastes their existence and entirely eliminates who they are as an individual

1) "All you ever do is talk about getting wasted, yet you sit in your house every weekend and watch MTV. Tool." 2) "Nice job studying for the SATs when there was a party going on three houses down. Tool." 3) "You're a tool man."

Author: timothy james http://tool.urbanup.com/3075044
85. (Tool) (2↑, 0↓)
1. Anyone who calls someone a tool, is a tool. 2. Choir directors. 3. People with initials DEW. 4. Choir directors. 5. Guys who shave their head until it's ALMOST bald, but there's still some there. I mean, really? Just shave it all. 6. Choir directors.

That choir director's initials are DEW. WHAT. A. TOOL. Seriously.

86. (tool) (2↑, 0↓)
a) A male who spends more time on his appearance that that of a female (tans,eyebrows,hair,shopping etc.); who is more frequently at the gym than sleeping, one who cannot pass a mirror without looking at it and knows he good looking; who quite often thinks to himself “why am I so good looking” b) The male in the group that gangsta leans while driving and being the obnoxious asshole that plays music at max volume with bass and typically is a ladies man and can mack on any women he chooses; many of these women will fall for te tools typical gestures of intrest. The tool also is very athletic and uses his muscles to get everything and anything he wants c) A tool typically uses violence as a way to get everything he wants and generally does much to everyone’s dismay d) Who makes sexual innuendos to women at all times and refers to himself as “THE MAN”; often says things that lack intelligence but the tool is actually very smart much to everyone’s surprise e) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN\!

person a: yo man that ass is hitting on that girl hardbody person b: yeah hes a tool don't bother

87. (Tool) (2↑, 0↓)
A person who agrees to go and watch Justin Beiber's never say never when a girl begs him.

A complete and utter tool.

Author: J-man4758432 http://tool.urbanup.com/5659324
88. (Tool) (2↑, 0↓)
Mike " The Situation"

That guy is a fuckin tool

89. (tool) (2↑, 0↓)
a tool is someone who others feel threatened by while in there presence. however this is not a physical threat but rather a mental threat. for instance a tool may attract attention from others who want it and it thus irritates them. thus that individual is labeled as a tool. another instance is one who tries to change his genre of lifestyle but those surrounding him reject it and label him as a tool. however a tool can also be a person who is very cocky or completely full of themselves which projects themselves as an annoyance.

man that kid just stole my attention...what a tool. that kid wont shut up why wont he leave hes such a tool\!

90. (Tool) (2↑, 0↓)
someone who is so self obsorbed and cant come to the realization that they are completely in the wrong. This persons actions are so rediculous that you cant even believe the things they do. in other words this person pulls many [dick move] , and thinks that everyone likes them when really not many people do.

Sean Avery is such a tool (see youtube videos of him and his outrageous acts)

91. (Tool) (3↑, 1↓)
A person (typically male) from the state of California who thinks that anything and everything that they do is far better than what anyone else does. Said person sleeps with many, many women and lies about it in order to make them appear to be a gentlemen and of course to keep the fear of contracting an STD to a minimum. This person usually has homosexual tendencies, but is too macho to admit to it. This said person has an ego that is much bigger than the rest of him and usually inspires an eye-roll from a crowd every time he enters a room. Not one for intelligence, this person is usually challenged when it comes to any task involving brain power. These people usually end up in a trailer park with four ex wives and 12 children.

"Oh em gee\! Rob is such a tool\! Let's throw rocks at him\!"

Author: The Navy's Finest http://tool.urbanup.com/4519367
92. (tool) (3↑, 1↓)
someone who has irrevocably screwed up or been screwed over socially, who has no way of leaving their current social circle, and therefore must pay a social tax to have a social life. As long as you are willing to be everyone's bitch at one point or another, you're allowed to socialize without extensive ridicule. most tools are simply guys who fucked up really big or fucked up one time too many, so they do anything to cling to whatever social life they have left.

The guy is such a tool. Did you hear about what he did freshman year? You need a ride? Give [tool] a call. You need free booze? Give [tool] a call. You need free bud? Give [tool] a call.

93. (Tool) (2↑, 0↓)
Anyone who tries to act cooler than they actually are. Most tools are usually douchebags with negative self-esteem. Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.

Man: Wow, Dane Cook is not funny at all. What an asshole. Man 2: Damn, you're right. What a tool.

94. (tool) (5↑, 3↓)
A narcisstic, egotistical 40 something living in the greater Boston suburbs who drives a faded red Mitsubishi, wears 1980s cotton sweats or parachute pants and tans while lying on a tin-foil blanket generously applying baby-oil and simultaneously bleaching his hair all while thinking he's cool

Wow, Phil- you are such a TOOL\!; What a tool\! Look at his stupid hair, face, pants and car\! Hey Tool\! The 1980s called and they want their hair and peroxide back\!

Author: Phil McCrackinIII http://tool.urbanup.com/4118408
95. (Tool) (4↑, 2↓)
Someone who lacks a backbone or any intellegence, a tool is completely moronic, and useless\!

Guy 1: Dude that chick is smoking\! Guy 2: I KNOW\!\!\! Guy 3: Man you tools need to get yourselves a lady\!

Author: LMFMC FUCKER http://tool.urbanup.com/4028248
96. (Tool) (3↑, 1↓)
Neeper.

Neeper is such a tool.

Author: SomeMuthaF**kinGuy http://tool.urbanup.com/3462241
97. (tool) (4↑, 2↓)
-noun Being a tool is generally related to an inability to think freely of outside influence; the tool enjoys MTV and 24 hour news channels, listens to pop music, blindly idolizes others (usually celebrities/musicians/politicians), and will often pick up trendy interests or habits just because they have suddenly noticed their peers doing it. The [poser] is almost always a breed of tool, as posing often comes as the result of a current fad that [followers] want in on, or failing that, the poser is simply trying to be something that they (and most everyone else) can clearly see to the contrary. The tool may also be someone who is easily taken advantage of by others on a personal or social level, even those they are not closely associated with. Common uses of the tool by others include money, rides, drugs and alcohol, etc...

If you cannot tell who the tool is or why in each of the following scenarios, it is likely that you are one yourself. --- Girl: Honey, can we stop at a news stand really quick? I need a copy of People. Guy: Why do you need People Magazine? It's just a collection of clothing and TV ads and pictures of famous people. Girl: I need to read the latest dirt on Tom Cruise\! --- Mall Metal Kid: Man, I love metal so much\! Metal fan: Me too, who have you been listening to lately? MMK: Oh, you know, Trivium, Slipknot, Bullet for My Valentine... Really heavy shit. Metal fan: Matt Heafy is kind of lame. Not a very good guitarist. MMK: Who? Metal fan: Matt Heafy. The guitarist from Trivium. He's also the singer. MMK: Oh. I knew that. --- Guy: Hello? Girl: HEY\! What's up? Guy: Oh, hi\! It's been a long time... Like at least a month or two. Girl: Yeah, I know... Wanna hang out? Guy: Sure. Girl: Can you come pick me up? Guy: Alright, I'm on my way. =20 minutes later= Guy: Hey, hop in. Girl: Sure. *pause* Wanna go to the mall? I wanted to look for something. Guy: Uhhhh... Ok\!

Author: MeaninglessSoubriquet http://tool.urbanup.com/3243739
98. (tool) (7↑, 5↓)
A tool is a person who acts like they are cooler than they really are and tries way too hard.

Kyle sonksen is a tool.

Author: joe famalette http://tool.urbanup.com/3093509
99. (tool) (7↑, 5↓)
Most commonly used on guys, this word can be used as an insult, and while it can be used in many ways and can mean many different things, it basically means stupid or loser.

1) Haha what a tool\! He thought 2x3 was 5\! 2) That guy could probably be sold at Home Depot, he's such a tool\! 3) John, you tool, get back here\!

100. (tool) (12↑, 10↓)
Sometimes referring to a weapon of some sort, usually a (gun)

I hope your carrying a tool with you, cuz you know those guys are going to try to beat you up

101. (tool) (7↑, 5↓)
an object used to increase ones usefulness a simple machine see hammer, screw driver, drill, etc.

hey dave could you pass me that pair of pliers over there?

102. (Tool) (1↑, 0↓)
a tool consist of these basic and major materials: G Shock watch.jordans on when they prob dont even play basketball. some high socks... they prefer Nike socks. a snapback of a random team(prob cant name a player on the team). cross necklace or some type of neck jewelry. nice haircut (either a fade or a brooklyn ) with studs on each ear.streetbike.a t-shirt that says something retarded or basketball jersey.dont forget the tan. And the attitude of a douche bag........new jersey

tool 1-"what up brah.. did you go to that bangar last night" tool2 -"brah so shes hot i wanna pork her with my pipe hellz yeahs"

103. (Tool) (1↑, 0↓)
A tool is one of those stupid assholes at parties who does nothing but try to bang everything he sees because he thinks he's wonderful. This is typically caused by The small amount of muscle definition he has managed to obtain during his time away from being an alcoholic. He is cocky, but deep down, he knows he is pathetic. A tool will usually say things like "hey sweetheart, check out my cross tattoo," or "I wish I could've been here sooner, but I was working out."

The guy who smashes beer cans on his head is such a fucking tool. The guy who awkwardly screams "HEYYYY" when someone enters a room is a tool. The guy with a cross tattoo but holds no actual biblical knowledge is a tool.

104. (Tool) (1↑, 0↓)
a douche. one who is just plain dick to everyone he/she gets to know, and takes it for granted.

- God, Terry's such a fuckin' tool. - Fuck man, some tool stole my fuckin car

Author: Starscraftin'91 http://tool.urbanup.com/5937411
105. (tool) (1↑, 0↓)
Typically a male, a tool is someone who needs a huge wake up call. They think they are God's gift to the world and will do the dumbest things to attempt to impress people, most commonly girls. Girls will laugh and this will lead this guys to believe that they are laughing because they think they are cute...but really, they are laughing because they think they are idiots. Tools also have the tendency to play with a girl's heart and not care because they think they are "hot" and can get away with anything. They may be attractive on the outside, but on the inside they are anything but.

Guy: Hey ladies, welcome to the gun show. Girl: Wow, you're such a tool.

Author: thesarcastictruth http://tool.urbanup.com/5933337
106. (tool) (1↑, 0↓)
a complete bro. hes a boss and the tools in his/hers toolshed dont agree with him/her. (vicki)

Aqeel is such a tool and his tools don't agree.

Author: aqeelisaboss http://tool.urbanup.com/5931425
107. (tool) (3↑, 2↓)
a stupid Jock named, Matt Donovan of Vampire Diaries.

Matt Donovan is a the biggest tool, and is also known as Captain Cardboard

Author: Mrs Niklaus The Orginal Wife http://tool.urbanup.com/5888826
108. (tool) (1↑, 0↓)
A person convinced by his/her peers and by society that they must act a certain way to be accepted. This typically consists of blaming other people for your problems, never getting over high school, wearing your pants halfway down your legs, and believing your kindergarten teachers when they said you were special.

Studies show that 95% of tools are unaware of the word's actual meaning, and will misuse it on a regular basis. American tools have overused the word so much that, along with gay, retarded, and a deer having been killed on major state highway, it has transformed into something completely different, and now simply means, "that guy I don't like."

Author: Kilroy112358 http://tool.urbanup.com/5819030
109. (Tool) (1↑, 0↓)
someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.

Tripp Moss is a fucking tool.

Author: Tool Detector http://tool.urbanup.com/5770262
110. (Tool) (1↑, 0↓)
people that keep writing the same definition for tool

get lives you tools

111. (Tool) (1↑, 0↓)
A poorly defined criticism of another, usually involving projection of one's own insecurities onto that person. No one actually makes fun of someone because they really are too stupid to know they are being used. This vague usage usually involves the user being jealous of social interaction that is initially caused by someone needing help. Sometimes the "tool" is just happy to help and fully capable of getting anything they want in return, and other times the "tool" may want more but is still getting enough out of it to make the relationship mutually beneficial and incite jealousy. When used to refer to someone who is "trying too hard" it usually means that the person has a strong influence on social situations in a way that causes jealousy or anger. Again someone who just actually can't think of anything funny to say or just blends in the background isn't likely to be a target. You might argue that the "tool" may be doing something inappropriate if everyone is mad at the person, but as a general rule intelligent people do not participate in awkward silences when they believe they can offer constructive criticism about someone's behavior.

Gamma 1: God Alpha is such a tool. Doesn't he know Alpha female is just using him for his ride? Gamma 2: Yeah seriously\! Hey shouldn't they be back by now? Beta M: Hey, I'm just glad I could help. Besides it gives us a chance to get to know each other. Beta F: Sounds good to me\! I caught a ride from those sketchball gammas but they kept acting like I owed them something for it. After Alpha plus leaves the room.... Beta Minus: God, Alpha is such a tool. Doesn't he know no-one cares about socio-economic theory and how it relates to every day life? Beta Plus: Sorry what? I was lost in deep profound thought.

112. (tool) (1↑, 0↓)
An individual who will do literally anything to make themselves look better than everyone else, usually at the expense of others. The tool tries to hide his/her own shortcomings by making others look small. In business, this individual proactively seeks recognition by bragging and exaggerating about his/her achievements and tattling on others who make (usually trivial) mistakes. They have a selfish motive that is driven, not to better the organization or promote cohesion, but instead to enhance their own personal gain by railroading and backstabbing their peers and making their own, usually trivial, achievements stand out in front of their supervisors. This individual is usually a complete jackass whose achievements normally don't stand for themselves without the individual constantly berating others in comparison.

I watched 'Good Morning, Vietnam\!' for the first time last week. Wow...that kiss-ass Lt. Hauck really threw Adrian Cronauer under the bus when he found out Cronauer was so much funnier than he was. What a tool\!

113. (Tool) (1↑, 0↓)
Someone who screws nuts then bolts.

That tool fucks chicks then takes off right after.

Author: NickKentucky http://tool.urbanup.com/5395104
114. (Tool) (1↑, 0↓)
One who thinks highly of themselves, and possibly the close circle of "friends" they surround themselves with. Also typically used for something such as; a car, money, sex, alcohol, drugs,etc; yet are completely unaware of their tool-like qualities. Find it attractive to wear extremely tight t-shirt whether actual muscular definition is in fact there or not. Find it needed to add unnecessary words and syllables to their flamboyant vocabulary, such as "Dude, dude, dude\! check.it.out." On occasion are known to have completely ridiculous tattoos of utterly stupid objects or symbols, that little to no meaning to them or anyone else, in any way shape or form.

Tools: Nima Zigahmi Ashkon Firefighter wanna-be with a gay tattoo We'll get back to you on more. But for now. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Author: Calls em as I sees em http://tool.urbanup.com/5350139
115. (tool) (2↑, 1↓)
A dumbass, a person with little common sense, or someone you just don't like. Insult. Can worsen the insult by calling him/her a power tool

Shawn is such a [tool]

Author: rustyshackleford723 http://tool.urbanup.com/5322858
116. (tool) (1↑, 0↓)
A guy who wears flip-flops.

I don't know, but he must be a tool.

117. (tool) (1↑, 0↓)
People that go to the gym and wear cutoffs to flaunt their muscles when there is nothing or next to nothing there. These tools can often be found looking at themselves in the mirror giving a nonchalant flex every now and then to make sure they are still "ripped". Can be found in large packs at any college weight room. Often listen to their rap music while lifting, throwing out the rapper hand everytime their favorite part of the song comes up.

Kid 1: "Why is that kid wearing a cutoff when he isn't even that big?" Kid 2: "O its cause he is a tool"

118. (Tool) (1↑, 0↓)
Somone who tries to hard to be somthing hes not. Somone who wears skinny jeans and v neck sweater (with nothing under it) Somone who goes to a concert and they know one song by them. Somone who goes by Chicks before *icks

Dude, Joe L. is a huge tool. He hunts doe.

Author: Unnamed 3654876 http://tool.urbanup.com/4983216
119. (tool) (1↑, 0↓)
The complete tool is ideally a male who often tries too hard. The traditional tool is usually spotted in Tappout attire, accompanied by gelled hair, and a pair of "hata-blockas". The urban tool may be spotted in brands such as Polo, Ralph Lauren, or Nike. The tool is usually accompanied by a ""tool-mate". This is to aid the tool in girl sightings, in places such as meetings,dances,conventions, etc. The common tool can be found at sporting events including golf, basketball, and the occasional ping-pong match. Tools are notorious for stealing whales, lying about their age to seem "more experienced", hitting on girls from cooper city, and using the "locomotive train" style of showering.

-"wow, oliver is such a toolbag." -"i know\! He even tried to get with Ke$ha\!"

Author: iheartkeyclub http://tool.urbanup.com/4964457
120. (Tool) (1↑, 0↓)
a person who is fake

Nick Divish is a tool.

Author: thatoneguy787878 http://tool.urbanup.com/4952822
121. (Tool) (2↑, 1↓)
A guy who goes to the gym everyday and all this guy talks about is the gym and how big he is, also about the supplements he uses at the gym. He spends all his money on supplements or steroids. he flexes a lot when hes around girls and all the girls think he is a TOOL.

Spencer turned into such a tool and all he talks about is how big hes getting.

122. (Tool) (2↑, 1↓)
the guy that does shit for women (holds bag, buys toys, all of the stuff you would normally do but just way to much) the guy that wears seersucker shorts, a polo with a colar up and neon green wayfarers where ever they go the guy that blows at sports but thinks hes good

Dude, did you kyle flirting with lily and holding her bag and shit Yeah, he's such a tool

123. (tool) (1↑, 0↓)
tool: Someone who gels their hair, takes pictures of themselves in the mirror with their shirts off wearing a flat bill and if they have a shirt on it has a very large logo on it. Also a tool thinks he is the shit and can disrespect women and that all women want him and he is too cool to realize him and his friends (usually other tools) are not liked

That kid is such a tool taking pics of himself and making it his myspace pic

124. (Tool) (1↑, 0↓)
A person who doesn't return phone calls, emails or texts for no reason other than there narcissistic, self-absorbed hillbilly ass would rather sit on their thumb and twist.

Steve- Hey, I tried calling you last nite, everything ok? Gina- OMG, i lost my phone, i was sleeping, BLAH BLAH BLAH Steve- Tool

125. (Tool) (1↑, 0↓)
One who calls others tools and yet does not realize that they are a tool.

-Your such a tool -I'm not the one giving free stuff to people you barely know

Author: Petitekimbyswimmerscreek http://tool.urbanup.com/4508374
126. (Tool) (2↑, 1↓)
The title of a person of the male gender who breaks the "bros before hos" clause in secton III article 2 of Man Law.

Jim is skipping poker night to go see a movie with Mary. He is such a tool.

Author: Father of Man Law http://tool.urbanup.com/4436673
127. (Tool) (1↑, 0↓)
A wanna-be bad-ass who has a goatee, drives a rusted out firebird, and quite possibly works at Maceroni Grill, or Abercrombie, or other such Tool Locations.

"Wow, Tylers growing a goatee? What a tool\!"

128. (tool) (1↑, 0↓)
Someone who is ridiculously dumb, make an ass of themselves, and hasn't got a clue about what's going on around them. However, tools are usually used and kept around for either entertainment purposes (ie. getting them to do something really stupid for laughs) or for other things (ie. transportation).

Phil: Hey, that Dick guy, he's a fuckin' tool\! He sings "I'm a Little Tea Pot" when I tell him to. Bob: Yeah, that's the only reason we keep that tool around.

129. (Tool) (1↑, 0↓)
n. 1) a person characterized by their overwhelming immaturity and/or idiocy.

"Did you see Mike K's profile picture?" "Yeah, what a tool."

Author: The Best Girlfriend Ever http://tool.urbanup.com/4274271
130. (tool) (1↑, 0↓)
A tool is a douche bag who enjoys playing girls and thinks they will never find out, they are a two timer, a liar, someone who thinks way to highly of themselves for others, thinks they are gods gift to the world and everyone should bow down to them and worship them, dont have enough brains to figure simple things out, someone who thinks because they are so special no one will ever find out they are using more than one person at the same time, a liar that no one wants to be associated with...the total tooolll

Today we found out Michael and Alex are talking to three girls at once. What tools. Many ex boyfriends can become tools. That tool over there just tried to get with me now hes with that other girl.

Author: fother muckers http://tool.urbanup.com/4128972
131. (Tool) (3↑, 2↓)
Tool; some one who can fix things and make then 10x better or worse then before

"Hey you know that dave guy?" "yeah" "he built a pocket amp from a radio" "cool, and.?" "it caught fire" "what a tool"

Author: StolenAdrenaline http://tool.urbanup.com/4014215
132. (Tool) (3↑, 2↓)
A guy who buys tickets to concerts and takes girls to them

Guy: Yo girl wanna chill tonight? Girl: No, this guy that i've never hung out wit got me tickets to the Jonas Brothers concert and then next weekend the Kanye West concert Guy: Wow, sucka fucking TOOL Girl: Yeah I know

Author: small neck gazeba http://tool.urbanup.com/3922555
133. (tool) (2↑, 1↓)
Someone who says stupid things and comments all the time.

Jeremy is a tool

134. (Tool) (6↑, 5↓)
Michael David Wilson, of Oak Lawn Illinois / Carbondale, Illinois is in denial that he is one. tool can also be described as a douche bag, fag, man whore. or it can also be a saw or hammer or screw driver.

Michael David Wilson, you are being such a tool.

Author: Danielle Quarles. http://tool.urbanup.com/3309716
135. (Tool) (4↑, 3↓)
someone who try's to hard, pretends to b someone else, lets ppl use them, is a complet fuck wit, doesn't relise that ppl dont actually like him, so screwed up in the head that there is so much more that could b typed but cbf n doesn't deserve the time

andrew. L or aka scott .mK Tool from boronia

Author: on behalf of everyone :P http://tool.urbanup.com/3304951
136. (Tool) (5↑, 4↓)
A tool is someone who is only good for one thing. A general insult, its lesser form is a multi-tool (a person who is only good for a few things) and its opposite is a toolbox (a person who is good at a lot of things). A piece is an off shoot of tool, a piece being someone used by a tool, or a person who needs several other people to become a whole person.

1. Amy Winehouse is a tool at being wasted. 2. "i swear you make eggs every morning... you're such a tool at breakfast." 3. "wow\! you fixed my bike, computer and made me a sandwich\! your such a good multi tool\!" 4. James Bond is a complete toolbox, he gets the girl, kills the bad guy and saves the world, with style\! 5. Yep, im so great im a toolbox\! 6. Man, that guy sure was a piece. His mate was probably his tool.

Author: Born of a Broken Man http://tool.urbanup.com/3247925
137. (Tool) (8↑, 7↓)
Someone who does what ever he is told to do just to suck up to that other person.

Matt James is the biggest tool on earth\!

138. (tool) (6↑, 5↓)
1.One who derives themselves on attention or an attention-grabber. 2.Somebody who is used for items of value in return for the thought of that person is somewhat cool. 3. used to fix and/or finish job or requirment.

Marcus Fancher is a giant tool.

Author: Amanda Indick http://tool.urbanup.com/2943445
139. (Tool) (7↑, 6↓)
A person who does not realize that they are constantly being used, mocked, and/or made fun of

Big Sandy Is In Fact A Tool

Author: Sander Mathew Bregman http://tool.urbanup.com/2466591
140. (tool) (6↑, 5↓)
one who won't fit in whether on purpose or because they are that awkward. can not keep a conversation going without some stupid or vulgar remark concerning absolutely nothing, used by multitudes of girls (if you can call them that) and using the desperate ones. in desperate need of a life and friends. goes very emo often, and cries quite a bit. tim. pretends to do drugs and drinks but shys away from any oppurtunity saying the girl he wants might not like it.

a: where is tim? b: crying in his room again. a: wow, what a tool tool: lets work at mcdonalds so that we can work with the retards and look smart (it disgusted me to hear the tool say that) tool: no one understands girls, i mean nobody me: what about girls dude? i think they could understand themselves, or maybe you are just stupid

Author: mary oshields http://tool.urbanup.com/2361606
141. (tool) (13↑, 12↓)
a person who tries to act cool, with little success, as they are the butt of the joke. a poser. low iq. douche bag.

guy 1: have you seen that skater bam margera? guy 2: what a fucking tool, i cant believe he would sell out and do that shit to his parents and friends. he's a real disgrace to skating. guy 1: yea, he's a huge tool\!

Author: leroy jackson http://tool.urbanup.com/2338488
142. (Tool) (19↑, 18↓)
1) A tool is a member of society that often acts like a complete moron without realising. At the time of acting like a moron what they are trying to achieve is a humour factor\! However they do not achieve this and end up looking like a "tool" to everyone but in their minds still believe they are a god, when really they are not\! 2)A tool can also be someone who tells blatant and obvious lies in front of people that know the truth therefore the same moron outcome takes place. Lies may include: - The stealing of a persons joke and telling it in front of them and still claiming it as your own - The amount of girls you have slept with - Things you get up to on the weekend 3) When you get more than one "tool" or a collection of "tools" this may be refered to as a "toolbox" or a larger group may be called a "toolshed"

"Why are you lying about something we all know is not true you TOOL?\!?\!" "Those 2 belong in a toolbox" "YOU TOOOOOOOOOL\!\!\!\!" "Some of the people i hang out with make me feel like im in a TOOLSHED\!"

Author: Kurt and Hank http://tool.urbanup.com/2012405
143. (tool) (19↑, 18↓)
One who is manipulated by a higher power in order to do their bidding and does not realize it, or lacks the power to realize it

Mike is a tool of facist commies.

Author: Alexander David Ray 1 http://tool.urbanup.com/1888276
144. (tool) (17↑, 16↓)
See [Tool] Fake Unfunny loser who thinks hes a pimp because he gets owned by just about everyone.

That Wes Gates is such a tool\!

Author: Thepeoplesvoice http://tool.urbanup.com/1836106
145. (tool) (24↑, 23↓)
1. One who tries far too hard to be something they are not. 2. Anything manipulated by hand in order to do more work with less energy.

1. J.T. is such a tool. Look at that NC hat\! Sideways?\! 2. Go get me a wrench out of the tool box.

146. (Tool) (0↑, 0↓)
Someone who is really, really annoying and has no filter. Needs to go somewhere else (like down a rabbit hole to visit the Cheshire cat) but nobody will tell them to get lost because they're actually really useful to mooch off of. My friend's boyfriend is a tool AND whipped.

Rose- "Ugh. Samuel Conrad Dahnerttttttttttttttt is such a tool." Caroline- No\! He's cute\! BTW, can I have money for lunch?" Rose- "I don't have any. Go ask your tool boyfriend for some. While you're at it, make him buy me an ice cream."

147. (tool) (0↑, 0↓)
Unlike most entries, which focus on the person's not realizing that they are being used - the true definition of a tool is someone who thoughtlessly, but willfully, follows someone else's orders, thus making themselves a tool of their leader.

Some [douchebag] cop who gives you a ticket even though you have a very good reason why you don't deserve it, a reason any normal, feeling person would recognize but that the tool in question doesn't feel like acknowledging because he or she is just being a f***ing tool\!

148. (Tool) (0↑, 0↓)
A person who is dumb and is good for nothing other than being used for something, such as money or sex. This can also describe someone who is useless except when being used by others.

"I think a lot of the jocks are tools. They are good for nothing except for their bodies and money." "He is such a sucker and a tool."

Author: rainprincess64 http://tool.urbanup.com/6172290
149. (tool) (0↑, 0↓)
synonym for dick, prick, or dickhead. Definition can apply to a guy's penis, or to someone who acts like a dick.

1. My boss won't get off my ass - he's such a tool. 2. That chick really likes my tool.

150. (tool) (0↑, 0↓)
A nice person who gets used by scumbags, cause thats just the way the world is.

Bob: Hey, Jim. Can I get a ride home. Jim: Go F*ck yourself a**hole. Bob: Excuse me. Jim: Yeah I would've been nice but you're one of those deutch* bags that calls nice people tools....ya fa*got a** b*tch. Bob: But.... Jim: Go F*ck yourself, cuz if you dont I'm gonna f*ckin rape you with a Jason Vorhees mask on while you cry like a little B*tch Bob: Im gonna go hang myself Jim: Good, I'm gonna rape your mother and then take a sh*t on your grave and stick your mother chopped off head in it.

Author: pseudonym135 http://tool.urbanup.com/6136815
151. (tool) (0↑, 0↓)
1. A person, almost always a male, who tries (and believes he is) to be hard or cool by the way he dresses or acts. 2. A very ignorant person who is used to by others without knowing it.

1. Look at that tool in the tapout shirt, with a single ear ring and his hair gelled. 2. I feel bad for that guy, he doesn't know that his dream girl is just using him as a tool.

Author: austin precipitates http://tool.urbanup.com/6126698
152. (Tool) (0↑, 0↓)
A tool is someone that is kind of arrogant and like a douche or an a-hole. It is not what these other definitions say. PInk uses the term in "So What", she's talking about her ex. Who is not a poser but a jerk, to her anyway.

Pink is talking about her ex in this song. He's not a "poser" hes a jerk, to her anyway. I'm gonna show you tonight I'm alright I'm just fine And you're a tool so So what I am a rock star I got my rock moves And I don't want you tonight

153. (Tool) (0↑, 0↓)
Tool: 1: You 2: Me 3: Your dog

"I am such a tool".

154. (Tool) (0↑, 0↓)
A word used to describe a guy who thinks hes the coolest and most good looking guy on the planet.They treat girls like there just a number.Some of them are also jocks so there REALLY into sports sometimes its all they care about.They wear sunglasses indoors because they think it makes them attractive when it really just makes them look ridiculous.NEVER compliment them or fall for them because it will just make them more of a tool.Oh and they use the word [bro] to the point where its just frustrating.

lisa:john dumped me yesterday for that whore jenny\! ana:ugh he is such a TOOL.

Author: tellinitstraightup http://tool.urbanup.com/5995645
155. (Tool) (0↑, 0↓)
1. In general, people named Lucas 2. An objject or implement that has no mind of its own and is used to serve a greater purpose

1. Lucasis taking me to another movie,his tab 2. a drill is a tool

156. (Tool) (0↑, 0↓)
1. Someone who tries too hard. 2. Typically a poser. 3. A fake person. 4. Someone does things to impress people other people 5. One who tries too hard to ingratiate themselves to others, in order to be liked, or to get votes.

Tyler is such a tool he is drinking a Frappacino\!

157. (tool) (0↑, 0↓)
Someone or something that is used by others. A guy who's brains turn to mush when around girls. Cody Simpson.

[Cody Simpson] is the biggest tool I've ever seen.

Author: Anonymous359 http://tool.urbanup.com/5874909
158. (tool) (0↑, 0↓)
One lacking social awareness or ignoring their own mental capacity to realize when they're a pawn to unsustainable corporate interests. A slave and/or sell-out to the globalization of business power.

That tool doesn't even know he's toeing the line.

159. (tool) (0↑, 0↓)
One who wears cut off shirts, gold chains, and has no concern for anything except lifting weights and trying to impress everyone with unimpressive feats of strength.

Griffin Marr, a tool.

160. (Tool) (0↑, 0↓)
An often disliked person who screws people over instead of using common sense to deal with situations. Likes to command people to compensate for his small penis.

Wtf, Jerry really had to fuck us over this time. What a tool.

Author: Some dude1231 http://tool.urbanup.com/5786736
161. (Tool) (11↑, 11↓)
A Tool is one that proceeds to lack the capability of understanding he/she is a dumb ass. Others may think of a tool as one who jerks off randomly with such a fast motion, that you wonder to yourself, "how do they still have skin left?".

Lucas: Man, I cant believe how much of a tool mitch is. Addison: Ya i know\! He is a tool by definition for sure\!

Author: Dirty Madmen Mike http://tool.urbanup.com/5706558
162. (Tool) (0↑, 0↓)
A Tool is someone who tries to fit in by doing what ever there told. A tool will drive attention to itself to look cool, the tool is used for money and other goods to keep its "Group" happy. They are the "Groups" Tool, and the tool shall be used. Tools usually pose to be something they aren't.

Justin Bieber and all of his fans are Tools Lil Wayne is a tool (And a Poser just sayin)

163. (tool) (0↑, 0↓)
A tool is someone who can't think for themselves. Someone who is easily taken advantage of, picked on and made a fool out of. Someone who is being used and doesn't even realize it. Someone who tries too hard to please others. Someone who can't defend themselves. These acts give people the impression that the "tool" doesn't have a brain or any common sense and as a result all they are good for is being used, like a tool(hence the insult). Being called a tool is NOT a compliment.

"Eric is such a tool. He doesn't even realize that all these people are just making fun of him." "Yeah. I really feel bad for that kid."

164. (Tool) (0↑, 0↓)
Men who have a very big ego and think only of having intercourse with multiple women. They focus more on their looks and the amount of women they will sleep with instead of focusing on the quality of one woman. Men like this can only be useful for sex and entertainment. When it comes to serious topics these men are pretty much worthless. A tool is usually very attractive but can also be dumb. Since they are so focused on themeselves and sex, they arent supose to be taken seriously in relationships, where they either cheat or make no effort. Tools are great for one night stands or being "fuckbuddies" , but worst for serious relationships like a boyfriend or husband.

A. Male cast of Jersey Shore.example:Pauly D. B. That hot guy that fooled around with many women you know. C. Jane:" i can believe he treats women like their toys...he is pretty hot though..." Faira :"snap out of it\! Hes a tool\!"

165. (Tool) (0↑, 0↓)
a person, usually a male, who thinks they are god, and they were sent onto this earth to make stupid comments with no importance to them whatsoever.

Jason McGuire is such a tool

Author: godddddd121256 http://tool.urbanup.com/5416527
166. (tool) (0↑, 0↓)
A person with an inflated opinion of and genuine belief in his skill/prowess/intelligence who takes every opportunity to remind others of it, regardless of the skill he actually possesses. A tool may or may not actually be smart, and may also be disarmingly superficially pleasant; these attributes are irrelevant.

(1) Tool: Hi\! Nice to see you. Unfortunate Acquaintance: Hey, you too. How's work going? Tool: Pretty good. My team isn't quite as up to speed as I am, but I've been taking time out of my busy day to lend help and guidance to those less gifted than I. I've been pulling the whole weight of the project so far. It's a good thing this is my area of expertise. Unfortunate Acquaintance: I think I'm allergic to you. (2) see the video resume "Impossible is Nothing"

167. (tool) (0↑, 0↓)
a guy who wears pinnies (especially lax) on a daily occasion

haha that dude is such a [tool]

168. (tool) (0↑, 0↓)
a douchebag who sucks up in order to further his own agenda, but whose self interest is embarrassingly transparent

a politician, e.g. al gore is a gigantic tool\!

169. (tool) (1↑, 1↓)
someone who tries too hard. a poser.

kamil radecki is a major tool.

170. (tool) (2↑, 2↓)
* Typically shops at Buckle * Thinks he is Gods gift to Women * Male * Wears be-dazzled shirts and expensive jeans * Gets his eyebrows threaded or waxed

You will know the tool when you see him....he has an Affliction shirt on.

171. (Tool) (1↑, 1↓)
Refer to the Picture

I'm Zac Fisch\! Watch me try to ball hard to impress everyone around me\!" Normal Kid: "That kid a fucking tool."

Author: Kid from ridge http://tool.urbanup.com/4963470
172. (tool) (0↑, 0↓)
One who is being used without knowing it.

Viggy is Christian's tool.

173. (tool) (5↑, 5↓)
people that think they're high and mighty because they bash others for liking something, but they like the same things.

Mehmet Toci is a tool because he likes Unearth but hates whoever likes Unearth, wtf.

174. (tool) (0↑, 0↓)
a complete idiot who speaks when nobody wants to hear them talk. who is extremely ignortant. and does dumb things when some people think its funny, but everyone else thinks its extremely retarded. and pushes everyone to the point where nobody like them anymore. also known as a complete tool or a dickhead.

"nahinyomekralc"; any tool or WRESTLER or jock who thinks their good at everything or a sport; a total tool

175. (tool) (0↑, 0↓)
a [tool] is the word for some one stupid, often used in ireland

boy 1 "where did you say the ice cream was?" Boy 2 " over there you fecking [TOOL]\!\!\!"

176. (Tool) (0↑, 0↓)
A guy who is used, like a tool, he will drive you places and he will do you favors and a suckup

Me: Hey your a tool Brian Porter:Yea ik

Author: Mel Van Solkama http://tool.urbanup.com/4476237
177. (tool) (0↑, 0↓)
A man who is unable to impose his will on other men, women, and ultimately his own children. Because he is unable to push around other men and aggressively pursue women, a tool works away his younger years while other men have sex/fun with his future wife. When he finally does marry, he is unable to properly pass his own personality on to his children, and is instead merely used by his wife for the fruit of his labor while she instills her own personality on them. In the case of male children, the lack of male personality will in turn make them tools. Adhering to traditional Christian or Jewish morals guarantees that one will be a tool. See Friedrich Nietzche's "slave morality."

These other definitions of tool are FAR too simplistic.

178. (Tool) (1↑, 1↓)
A tool is a person who has short gait a d puts in a half a bottle of gel in it. A tool is often were a tight collared shirt baggy jeans and flip flops along with his overly geled hair. Tools are often very muscular and ful of them self resulting in no one liking them.

Zachary: hey man let's go to abercronbie or hosllister\! Me: dude were not tools we don't were tight collared shirts Zachary: then can we get some hair gel?? Me: damn ur a fucking TOOL\!

Author: Toolhater4444 http://tool.urbanup.com/4410694
179. (tool) (1↑, 1↓)
Typically a male who gels his hair every morning and makes sure everything he wears is designer brand and that people know it. All of his thoughts are centered around himself and he believes everyone else's should be too. He tries hard to be that cool, popular guy that loves, yet he is not. He thinks that if a girl doesnt go for him, it is only because she has a boyfriend but secretly wishes she could have him anyway.

Wheres Matt? Hitting on that drunk girl over there Oh man what a [tool].

180. (tool) (0↑, 0↓)
someone who tries way to hard to fit in, pisses people off, and makes an ass of themselves. usually one with an ugly girlfriend he smashes alot but says she is hot...

[tool]

181. (Tool) (0↑, 0↓)
One who sits in the back of a physics class next to a basketball star. He is the one who copies everything he does to try to get attention. He thinks he is the greatest kid in the world, but actually he isnt. He is the kind of kid who would walk in the pouring rain just to wear someone else's shoes. And, he would be the kid to get upset with 2 A's and 2 A-'s

Zeke walked into school from the pouring rain. He wanted to wear Malcolm's shoes. He is a tool.

182. (tool) (0↑, 0↓)
an individual, usually male, who is a member of the UB Thunder of the East marching band. Most likely a Tuba player. These individuals are characterized by by the backwards black UB fitted cap, blue batting gloves, and aviators that make up their uniform.

Yo, did you see the UB game on ESPN2 last night? Which one of those tools thought it would look bad ass to wear aviators with their tuba?

183. (Tool) (2↑, 2↓)
A jerk, asshole; a dick or a schmuck; from "tool" as a synonym for a penis.

Dick Cheney is such a tool\!

184. (Tool) (0↑, 0↓)
1) A device used to accomplish work-related tasks. 2) A person who tries too hard and goes out of his way to feel superior to others, but in the long run only makes himself out to be the object of ridicule and disdain. In this context, "toolbag" may also be used.

1) "That hammer you gave me sure is a valuable tool\!\! Now I can actually pound nails instead of having to headbutt them\!" 2) "That dude thinks he's so cool and hard, but everyone else knows that he's just an arrogant tool(bag). What the hell's he even doing here?"

Author: American outlaw http://tool.urbanup.com/4305411
185. (tool) (1↑, 1↓)
a man after you marry him =)

The man I married is a tool\!

Author: myemptyspirit http://tool.urbanup.com/4238267
186. (tool) (1↑, 1↓)
someone who comes to this page a lot because they are not real urbanites, they're biters because they want to act gangsta but grew up in strictly white neighborhoods and just want to talk and act like what they see on mtv.

you are a tool

187. (tool) (0↑, 0↓)
a tool is a person generally named "oliver" or "hannah" or "james" or "sven" or "gareth"\!\!\!\!\!\! obtrusive, repulsive crappy bubble bursting stinky egoy people \!\!\!\!

person 1:"hey im oliver, dont you think im cool ? " person 2"fuck off oliver you bursting my bubble you [tool bag] :P \!" person 1:(big sigh, blows stinky air on everyone \!\!\! ) "O im too smooth and my ego is too big for that to hurt :P " person 2: "[fuck] off you tool \! "

Author: julian culverhouse http://tool.urbanup.com/4166279
188. (Tool) (2↑, 2↓)
A progressive Metal band that rocks the world upside down.

Guy: "Ohh the world is upside down" GUy \#2: "Maybe Tool had a concert\!"

189. (Tool) (1↑, 1↓)
someone who thinks there cool,a poser. Every Girl falls for the Tools even though they suck

me: have you heard of MxPx tool:yeah arn't they really heavy example \# 2 random person: alice cooper is creepy tool:how could you find alice cooper creepy

190. (Tool) (1↑, 1↓)
One whom doesn't grasp reality. Constantly requires attention, but in negative ways. Distant from reality. Queer, homosexual, possible transexual.

Handz couldn't grasp figure out why his girl friend would meet an older guy at the beach late at night, what a tool.

Author: hiddenvalleyranch http://tool.urbanup.com/3928748
191. (tool) (1↑, 1↓)
One who believes they are informed but are in fact being used either by society or mass media

A wigger ; Anyone who is a fan of britney spears ; a hammer; Someone who only owns clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch , American eagle, or hot topic; Goths; people who hang out at malls.tools

Author: shmaters gee http://tool.urbanup.com/3880817
192. (Tool) (1↑, 1↓)
An insult given to a gullible, clueless, or easily persuaded individual. When used as a noun, a tool is simply an object that can make an impossible task possible. (i.e., removing a screw without a screwdriver)

For example: Mary: “Pass me a tool, Sally.” Sally: *Innocently picks up Jim and deposits him at Mary’s feet.*

193. (tool) (6↑, 6↓)
michael david wilson from oak lawn Illinois is the direct deffintion of a tool he currently goes to southern illinois which makes him even more of a tool

tool, flake

Author: danielle quarles http://tool.urbanup.com/3309693
194. (tool) (4↑, 4↓)
someone that tries too hard.. a person that tries to act cool for attention. someone like [Paris Hilton].

look at that guy showing off his cheap new phone. what a tool

195. (Tool) (4↑, 4↓)
An individual who continuously defines and/or calls someone a tool in denial that they are indeed themselves a tool. IE: The reason Urban Dictionary has over 27 pages of the definition for [tool]

Person A: Wow that guy is such a frickin' tool, man\! Person B: Do you even know what a tool is? Person A: I dunno, some lame ass punk?

196. (tool) (2↑, 2↓)
a person who has idiotic tendencies, and who performs moronic acts

WOW\! that guy's a tool; or why is he being such a tool?

Author: eliza cass and kelly decker http://tool.urbanup.com/3227722
197. (tool) (3↑, 3↓)
Somebody who is used by other but does not know it. A cock. A sweet band. A gun.

Hot Chick:"Hey, Paffel, will you do my geometry, please? Paffel:(looks at her chest and says yes) Hot chick:"Thanks, Paffel, I don't know what I would do without you." Paffel:(Does her work and continues to be a tool)

198. (tool) (12↑, 12↓)
a tool is a guy who is about as gay as you can be around girls. a tool will often become excited for no reason over the dumbest shit so he can look cool around girls. tools will often only be your friend to get to others. a tool is also commonly a douchebag. if you know someone who says every movie they see is "the best movie ever", they are a complete tool and an [ultrafag]

toolbag: "hey man you want to go hit up McDonnald's later. I could go for like a sweet ass burger. Dude and then after lets go to this sweet party and if it sucks then lets go see transformers cus I already saw it and its like the best movie ever. And if that doesnt go down we can all just circle jerk each other. Fuckin sweet brah"

199. (Tool) (6↑, 6↓)
One who conforms to those around him/her, usually him. Has no personal identity. Is often mocked for being such a tool.

Hey look, that group of guys are such tools. Wow, taylor's such a tool. The Backstreet Boys where such tools. Go home, you tool.

200. (tool) (7↑, 7↓)
A person Who is being used and doesnt know it. Someone who trys to fit in who doesn't.

Brian W. is a rebel Poser Tool because he trys to fit in with the skaters and does what they tell him to.

Author: 8th grade class of 2007 http://tool.urbanup.com/2449788
201. (tool) (3↑, 3↓)
Slang term for a [gun]. Because it gets the task done.

Yo, man.. you see that guy over there? You better watch it, he strapped with a tool\!

202. (tool) (1↑, 1↓)
1) A person who is difficult to be around a "piece of work" 2) Someone who does stunts to get attention 3) A person who tries to hard to be cool; a poser

Teenage boys, Posers, "Cling ons"

Author: Mary Margaret http://tool.urbanup.com/1333843
203. (Tool) (0↑, 1↓)
California beauty, smart, sexy ... Stunning female who is very easy to fall in love with. Whom uses slang words such as dude or girlll

"Damn she's a tool "aka sexy

204. (tool) (0↑, 1↓)
A person who thinks they have lots of freinds, but really has very few and is being manipulated into doing things for his/her "friends".

Bob: wow he thinks hes popular but hes not Jeff: I know\! Whatta tool.

Author: BillyJeaaaan http://tool.urbanup.com/5834376
205. (Tool) (0↑, 1↓)
Whereas, tool used to mean: One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem. It is more commonly used by sad people to describe happy people.

Wallflower: hey dude, look at that guy doing the macarena with that chick. Look at his stupid smile. Wallflower 2: Wow, what a fucking tool. What she doing hanging out with a guy like him? What a DORK.

206. (Tool) (0↑, 1↓)
The term tool is already a well known slang term. It is used to describe a person who does lame things that they think are cool, but nobody else does. This term is even more degrading that being called “kid”.

Wait… Was that guy just wearing a backwards Packers hat? What a tool\!

207. (tool) (0↑, 1↓)
tool One who lacks the mental capacity to be able to remove himself from his hatred of all things UTD. Doesn't realise he is being used as a figure for others amusement. A fool. An un-balanced cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.

The Guardian Sport Blog's very own "tool" - MAWAL

Author: The whole of The Kop http://tool.urbanup.com/5593327
208. (Tool) (0↑, 1↓)
a person, typically male, who happens to be a [jerk], dick, asshole, meany-face.

A: That guy borrowed my movie, and he won't give it back B: Dude, what a tool.

209. (tool) (1↑, 2↓)
one who is devoid of any personality and unable to socially bond with peers due to his strict take on a system's arbitrary regulations and their avid desire to uphold them (eg. through white slips)

Mirabelli is such a tool, not only does he lack any real command authority, he blindly enforces the regulations. If you go to him with a real problem chances are you are getting pulled.

210. (Tool) (1↑, 2↓)
A person (usually a lonely male) who believes that a materialistic item will make him appear cooler and more popular. He will usually come up and ask you what you think about his new \{item\} seeking your opinion instead of waiting for you to comment on it yourself.

Tool:Hey check out my hat\! You: Hmmm seasame street, original you tool.

Author: wehttamMAN16 http://tool.urbanup.com/5286057
211. (tool) (1↑, 2↓)
1. boy who is used to the benefit of other people 2. heart breaker; breaks up with girlfriend over text 3. lame skater who tries to hard to fit in

Boy: Hey van i borrow $10 to get home? Girl: Ask (insert name here), he's such a tool, he'll lend it to you

212. (tool) (0↑, 1↓)
tool equals trey wilder(t=tw). One who is obsessed with 69.

What a tool(trey).

Author: Teddy Padussis http://tool.urbanup.com/4856927
213. (Tool) (0↑, 1↓)
Some who uses other people or is used by other people for their own pleasure.

Matt Kinard is a [tool] Matt Kinard calls Zoe a [tool] when really he is a [tool] Matt Kinard is just a [tool]

Author: youre friend the tool http://tool.urbanup.com/4513458
214. (Tool) (1↑, 2↓)
Someone who often times calls others tools to make themselves feel less toolish. Naturally the opposite occurs and they become even more of a tool. In some cases they are sluttly as well. This makes them a dildo.

"Ashley just called me a tool" "That's because she's a tool and needs tool friends" "That's what Erin's for.."

215. (Tool) (0↑, 1↓)
Someone who thinks something there doing is awesome but little do they know no one else thinks its cool.

TOOL-hey man its december 1st and i have these christmas hats and patriots jerseys wanna were them and go to the mall and see twilight? NOT A TOOL-dude your a fucking tool

Author: thou art owned http://tool.urbanup.com/4438946
216. (tool) (0↑, 1↓)
a person that someone else uses\!

can i have some money tool?

217. (Tool) (0↑, 1↓)
Anyone who wears "Axe" body spray.

Kyle Davis performed the double pits to chesty maneuver and landed to loud taunts of "TOOL\!" "TOOL\!" "TOOL\!"

Author: Vice President for Stereotypes http://tool.urbanup.com/4357083
218. (Tool) (0↑, 1↓)
One who is a slave to the system and a blatant pseudo intellectual. These people, usually males (as females are referred to as twats), can be spotted with great ease. Usually seen wearing Ed Hardy and Shutter Shades or wearing their giant sunglasses on their head at midnight. These people typically are into whatever everyone else is into or what MTV tells them is cool, but will still claim to be "different". They will also, almost always, drink nothing but Heineken and Jagerbombs.

Bro, are you serious with those sunglasses right now? It hasn't been light out for like 4 hours you fucking tool.

219. (tool) (5↑, 6↓)
Someone who's brown (such as Indian, Sri Lankan.. mostly Sri Lankan) who posts pictures on Facebook, taken only among white-guys. None of their albums contain any pictures taken with fellow country-men. Also, they go to their workplace during holidays, and works extra shifts for free. Engages in "fucking the dog" most of the time, and seen with an iPhone in hand.

Dilan: Hey, did you see my facebook? Kumar: Hold on, lemme check.... Not again you tool, when are you gonna get over this white-guy obsession??

Author: non-facebook-tool http://tool.urbanup.com/4167197
220. (Tool) (0↑, 1↓)
1.(n) A Term often associated with words such as "jerk" or "dickweed" or the phrases that are as follows 2. (n) Nick Coots/ Cooter; "Your Such a Cooter\!" 3.(n) Carson;"Don't Be a Carson."

[Tool] [Nick] [Carson]

Author: Karolleeelll http://tool.urbanup.com/4132473
221. (Tool) (0↑, 1↓)
Current Usage: An ass-clown. Old School Usage: A total dick.

Current Usage/Old School Usage: Why are you acting like such a tool?\!

222. (Tool) (0↑, 1↓)
a person with the mental capacity of a screwdriver or other handheld tool. This person is usually not aware of the fact the he or she is being used.(Not to be confused with Atul, which is an actual name)

Jayesh is a tool. John Smith: Go make me a sandwich??? Jayesh: ok, white or whole grain???

Author: Mr.Bojangles224 http://tool.urbanup.com/3943408
223. (tool) (0↑, 1↓)
A boy or girl, usually a boy who seeks out to be cool and 'hip with it,' so they will do anything that a popular person asks them to do\!

Hey look at Brendan Cronin giving all the cool kids gum, what a tool\!

Author: CoolKidPeanut http://tool.urbanup.com/3782730
224. (tool) (0↑, 1↓)
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used

Tool = \<embed img src=http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/56/m_5a68ca23ea6042098b3ee0b03d2d67e4.jpg\>

Author: crazyfool999 http://tool.urbanup.com/3763700
225. (tool) (0↑, 1↓)
lame, good for nothing except screwing.

the dude on guitar hero was such a tool cause he talked smack and played on medium.

Author: pplinbricevilleareonmeth http://tool.urbanup.com/3743286
226. (Tool) (0↑, 1↓)
Someone who is sketched out to the point you have to declare that he or she is a tool, because once your a tool your always a tool

" Yo can you pass me that wrench, you tool "

Author: Tom Stein beaver http://tool.urbanup.com/3740855
227. (TOOL) (0↑, 1↓)
noun. a person (more then often a man) who is used on a regular basis.

Chris did exactly what his baby mama told him to do in order to get some [poonani]. what a [tool]

228. (Tool) (0↑, 1↓)
A) A person whom conforms. often associated with "douches" and "assholes". (1) In the wild, these very unintellegent creatures copy whatever they see, or claim to have done something, but really they just pissed someone off. Often really annoying and doesn't think of what to do in life. B) a garden or mechanical device of which helps man do great things.

A) generic callie \#1: God that person is such a tool. I hope they learn to think about what they need and want, and not what others tell them to do. generic prep er.. tool\#1: oohh those shoes are like, amazing, aren't they generic douche bag \# 5? generic douche bag \# 5) your fucking rights they are babes\! lets go buy you them and then I'll show you off to everyone, then dump you the next day because we're a week old\! generic tool \#1: OK\! :D Generic Callie \#1: \>_\> what did i just say?\! B) generic gardener \#7.5 vista beta: oh this tool is lov.. *loading* generic callie \#1) piece of crap windows.. *hits gardener a few times* ah.. Should have had a v8... *shifty eyes* ..scanner..

Author: your_friendly_tool http://tool.urbanup.com/3424611
229. (tool) (0↑, 1↓)
A tool is somebody who does way too much to try to fit in. So people use them, knowing that they will do anything to fit in, and pretend the tool will be liked if he/she follows through. Typically, a tool is too dumb to notice this. Trying too hard to fit in is what causes them to not fit in, often making akward comments or just annoying the shit out of everybody they're trying to hang out with.

Casey: *laughing* I just told Steve he could drive us to the party if he did my math and chem homework... John: Wow, seriously, what a tool

230. (tool) (1↑, 2↓)
A device used to smoke marijuana.

"Dude, I got some killer bud. Anyone got a tool?"

Author: Kray-Z George http://tool.urbanup.com/3244356
231. (Tool) (4↑, 5↓)
one who uses the phrase "keepin it fresh" or "yo duncan" or "go to hell and get hit by a truck" See [Nate]

Nate the tool is Gay.

232. (Tool) (0↑, 1↓)
Someone who's stupid & doesn't use common sense. Someone who tries to hard. An idiot, someone who is used by other people. Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward. Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward. Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward.

Matt Steward is a complete tool.

Author: Rachhhheelllll http://tool.urbanup.com/2963114
233. (tool) (3↑, 4↓)
1. a completely idiotic person 2. someone you want to take the piss out of constantly

"what would you do if we all just died or somethomg, or a mass murderer walked in?" "TOOL"

Author: JordAN ROUtledgE http://tool.urbanup.com/2884051
234. (tool) (4↑, 5↓)
People who think they are better than other people but really aren't.

Dude, B^3 are such tools.

235. (tool) (0↑, 1↓)
a registered retard.

oh geez, what a tool.

236. (tool) (1↑, 2↓)
A guy who shops at J Crew.

Look at that tool--he looks like he walked out of a J Crew ad.

Author: Not dressed in J Crew http://tool.urbanup.com/2738120
237. (tool) (8↑, 9↓)
-noun 1. An individual of such limited mental capacity that he fails to understand subtly communicated messages pertaining to his gross mental and physical inadequacy, and therefore, deserves to be mocked by general society for his unfounded grandeur. 2. A male, humorously rejected by a female over ten years his junior, who resorts to what could only be considered text message stalking in an asinine effort to preserve dignity. These individuals typically possess inadequate “physical features” and show early signs of male pattern baldness. Furthermore, these individuals can be readily identified on MySpace and Facebook friends lists as they are the awkward looking “old guy” amongst a series of college co-eds.

God, this TOOL keeps text messaging\! When will he get the hint that I think he is a douche? Oh look, he is calling someone else a TOOL. What irony\!

238. (tool) (3↑, 4↓)
A tool is many things it can be used to build stuff. It can be a person who says the wrong [shit]. It can be an anonym for [cool]. The most common explanation is that it's referred to a poser. However most of the labelers of this word commonly have a spec in their eye when they label tools. Most people throw the term around so much without realizing that they're an idiot. Conicedently, another defination for tool is someone who doesn't realize they're an idiot. Which means, that most people who use the word tool are tools themselves. Proabably most people (not me) who post on this site about the urban defination of the word tool are coincidently tools.

(Sees a guy wearing a shirt with a message) Hey why the fuck are you wearing that shirt you fucking tool\! Poser\!(Doesn't realize that the shirt is portraying a completely different message).

Author: Whopper Head http://tool.urbanup.com/2703897
239. (Tool) (5↑, 6↓)
Someone who is hated by all, but tolerated for personal advantage.

Person \# 1- Wanna go to the Mall? Person \# 2- Can't, I dont have a ride Person \# 1- Let's ask Brandon Mueller, he's a fucking tool, he'll get us a ride.

240. (tool) (5↑, 6↓)
1.one who wears pink american eagle polos that are two sizes to small. 2. Wears a headband while his hair is spiked and works out with an ipod band around his arm. 3.one who grunts loud at the gym thinking hes actually working out

shalice saw those tools and dropped her pants for them.

Author: dirty sanchez's http://tool.urbanup.com/2633952
241. (Tool) (2↑, 3↓)
adj., use to describe a stupid person.

Dude Africa is not a continent. It's a country in South America. Dog, you are a fucking tool.

242. (tool) (0↑, 1↓)
1)a person being used by others often without knowing it. 2) see douchebag 3) a digital scale used for massing small amounts of illicit substances. see digi.

3) buyer: this bag is slack seller: no man it's straight buyer: let me check your tool...see it reads 3.0, a ball is 3.5 you retard.

243. (tool) (0↑, 1↓)
is being like ray, or acting like ray, or saying anything that ray would say , ray is tool

ray georges is the perfect example of a tool he is a tool

244. (tool) (5↑, 6↓)
a poser; one who pretends to have something one doesn't have; anyone that refuses to don legitimate apparel accurately reflecting her soon-to-be-baller-status, instead deeming it wise to wear graphic t-shirts inscribed with lies, making claims such as "I have your two tickets to the gun show", with arrows pointing to each arm

K: "Dude, did you see Lexi today? With that "gun-show" t-shirt on? How come she didn't just wear her basketball jersey, seeing as she was about to go play 3-on-3? S: I don't even know. That girl is such a TOOL. K: Tell me about it\!

245. (tool) (9↑, 10↓)
A person who has a big head but not much to show for it. Kind of an asshole, but sometimes loveable at the same time. Cocky and pretentious, althouh they pretend not to be. Can occasionally be used as a term of endearment.

Paul McCartney Emeril Lagasse Yoko Ono Bono (megatool) God,andrew, you are such a freaking tool. Stop talking. Hello, tool face\! Where have you been? I miss you\!

Author: Julia Marino http://tool.urbanup.com/1744665
246. (tool) (0↑, 1↓)
From the word hoe,a male or female who is looked down apon by others for being known as easy, slutty, whoreish. Someone who is used just for hook ups.

"Ew he's such a tool, they hooked up he didnt even know her name"

247. (tool) (30↑, 31↓)
A bitch ass poser who no body likes, and yet no one can get rid of.

Arena only likes Oasis because Troy does, and he fucking follows us every where, I wish some one would shit in that tool's mouth.

Author: arena sucks da weina http://tool.urbanup.com/1534920
248. (tool) (37↑, 38↓)
Someone who tries too hard to be differant or cool.

A tool buys poorly made merchandise from websites like urbandictionary.com in order to prove that they have heard of it first.

Author: Dick Magness http://tool.urbanup.com/1454838
249. (tool) (79↑, 80↓)
a dick, or otherwise a phallis. a word for someone who is being an ass or a penis.

That man walking down the street with the mullet and really ugly cowboy boots really looks like a tool, just like your mom.

250. (tool) (1↑, 2↓)
A weapon of some sort. Comes from U.S.A ghetto culture/language. Used by rudeboys n pikeys.

'Bare mans came down m,y ends with tools' 'Yeah blad i'm tooled up' 'Fool came up on on me but i blasted him with my tool'

251. (Tool) (4↑, 5↓)
Noun 1. A person or persons being used by the government. 2.A poser 3. A person that thinks they are cool but really are not. 4.A person to dumb to think for themselves. 5.A wigger. 6. A liberal Democrat.

Get the hell out of here TOOL.

Author: Dustin Schorle http://tool.urbanup.com/1281407
252. (tool) (1↑, 2↓)
the act of being the total oppoiste of low. In other words, being high.

Person 1:Hey dudes, let's go tool it up later. Person 2: I love tooling with you guys\! Person 3: I tooled earlier today, and I can still feel it\!

253. (tool) (0↑, 2↓)
someone who constantly cheats on their significant other, can be male or female

my friend was dating this guy, and one night he and my friend's best friend were hanging out and ended up having sex. my friend broke up with him when she found out and then he and the best friend started dating. until he cough the best friend making out with is best friend in the school library. the guy and the best friend broke up both the best friend and guy are tools

254. (tool) (0↑, 2↓)
anyone who says "nanners"

that fucking tool Brian told me to suck him nanners.

255. (Tool) (0↑, 2↓)
\>Tends to "one up" another by regurtitating the same story you told but extends the content. \>Claims on many cliques, ie "I am a hardcore grunge hippie". \>Never contradicts what you say. Instead they constantly turn your argument into a personal story in order to please you. \>Perfers quanity over quality. \>Usefull not by there abilities, but by there benifits. \>Kills inside jokes, by quoting and/or referencing them terribly. \>Is a compulsive liar. \>When dating someone they embrace the fact to an annoying extent. \>Claims they lost there virginity an a young age to an older person. \>Has a collection of enemies \>Number one goal is to be noticed by as many people as possible \>Thinks Dane Cook is a funny comedian. \>Stupid hair cuts are usually a part of this \>Have some kind of weird ass physical abnormality (IE fucked up teeth, giant arms, etc) \>Have an annoying catch phrase \>Suck at telling jokes \>Think that, even if they are one in like 6 billion, they are the only one to have achieved certain trivial things \>There goal in life is to please as many people as possible \>Rejects of socialites. \>Think being a "Depressed bipolar drug addict" is cool \>Mosh at shows ( nothing is more fun than commiting self injury to a band called "As I lay dying" as well hitting the peacefull people who want to enjoy the music) \>The greatest movies, jokes, music and ideas have been killed by them. \>You cant build a house without tools.

Human: I just bought an 8th of some decent weed for 55 dollars\! Tool: Dude\! One time me and my friend found an 8th of PURPLE HAZE in my ex girlfriend's garage\! It was free so we smoked it all\! I was so high that me and her convinced her friend to do a threesome...I tapped it too\! **Swoops poorly colored bangs over forehead*** Human: That's cool... **looks uninterested** Tool: Yeah... I lost the tape tho man\!

256. (Tool) (0↑, 2↓)
Someone who lack's mental capacity. a retard; a idiot.

You're a tool. " wow, that guy doesn't even know what he is doing " " yeah , what a tool "

257. (Tool) (0↑, 2↓)
A poser. Douche bag.

Mark Wagner is such a tool. He is the DEFINITION of tool.

258. (tool) (1↑, 3↓)
tool is a very versatile, insulting name. synonymous with the word [douche], a tool is a guy, or possibly a girl, who has an obvious negative character trait. this can be said about a known person, or about an unknown person, i.e. during peoplewatching. the negative character trait can be anything from wearing something stupid, to being way overconfident, to being a jerk. Variations include: [toolbag], [toolbox], [toolbelt]

(guy walks past with uggs on and a pink [v-neck]) Me: That guy looks like a tool. Check out his douchebag-status uggs and pink v. (speaking about a friend who ditched me for the 'popular gang') Me: Wow, John is such a tool. He think he's so popular and badass. (speaking about a fellow peer who hit his girlfriend during a fight) Me: Wtf, Joe freakin' hit his girlfriend today\! I hereby declare he is a huge tool.

259. (Tool) (0↑, 2↓)
tool; a disgracefull waste of a life with beliefs bordering on insane.

examples of tool include but are not limited to, tom cruise, the karddashians, barack obama and, of course, luke

Author: thedr00kenirish http://tool.urbanup.com/4022116
260. (Tool) (1↑, 3↓)
One who takes stupid pictures of themselves for most of the day such as pretending to punch camera; One who works at trader joe's; someone who thinks they're fearful; one who fails at defining someone;usually a loser.

Emily: Oh wow, look at Derek's profile icture. Colleen: He's such a tool\!

Author: thebattlecontinues http://tool.urbanup.com/3842719
261. (tool) (4↑, 6↓)
1) someone who goes to riffle 2) ALL people named steven 3) An object used for building purposes, usually found in a tool box

You know that kid Steven? Yeah he is such a tool\! OMG you go to Riffel? Wow, your a tool\! I need a tool to fix this house.

Author: JohnsonShlong http://tool.urbanup.com/3809509
262. (Tool) (2↑, 4↓)
Justin Gomes; and/or one who is/acts as Justin Gomes.

Justin Gomes is such a tool.

Author: KingTut1234567 http://tool.urbanup.com/3769104
263. (Tool) (0↑, 2↓)
A person who is overly good at something. Usually being called a tool may be from a person being jealous.

-"Man, did you see that guy playing video games over there?" -"Ya, tell me about it, he's such a tool."

264. (tool) (3↑, 5↓)
A game invented by the Oklahoma State University marching band, namely played within the drum line section. The guidelines for play are as follows: To play tool you must first select a person facing away from you. You then state there name clearly as to get there attention. If they proceed to turn around to look at you or look in your direction in any manner, you may then call them a "tool". The more the person you "tool" out ranks you within the band the more "brownie points" you get for "tooling" them. More than likely, however, the "toolee" with be outranked by the "tooler". Tool is a great game to play on bus rides to and from band contest.

Center Snare: Hey? [insert name of freshmen newb here]. Bass Five: *turns around* What? Center Snare: Tool\! Drum Major *on podium*: Hey band?\! Band *on field*: Hey what?\! Drum Major *Still on podium*: Tool\!

Author: TheXxFlyingxXNun http://tool.urbanup.com/2997890
265. (tool) (2↑, 4↓)
Someone that thinks they're cool or funny. One that tries to hang around with a group, thinking theyre all friends, when everyone hates him. Someone that tries adding on to jokes but just turns up as a buzzkill. Someone that everyone likes playing pranks on, but doesn't realize it and still tries to act like a friend, even after you tell him how much you hate them. and yeah, i know a few.

tool: "Sup." anti-tool:"Dude grow a pair. You know i hate you." tool: "Sup." anti-tool1 eats a hamburger. or burrito. or something. anti-tool1: "It's too juicy." anti-tool2: "that's what she said" everyone laughs. tool: "It looks thick too." everyone stops laughing.

Author: THE ANTI-PASTO http://tool.urbanup.com/2896705
266. (tool) (2↑, 4↓)
someone who is used by other people.

Lisa is the biggest tool ever. Next to alex.

267. (tool) (2↑, 4↓)
t-oo-l (n.) One who is being taken advantage of, and doesn't know it. Whether due to no one having the courage to do it, or they're very, very dense. Not to be confused with a [nottool].

"Johnny is such a tool. O-M-FUCKING-G, he acted like such a retarded gay homo asspirate tool in Algebra today. Faggotballs."

Author: LOLJUSTKIDDING http://tool.urbanup.com/2759079
268. (tool) (9↑, 11↓)
A person so dense or desperate for acceptance by their peers that they unknowingly subject themselves to ridicule, being used, and continuously looking like an ass hat.

Michelle from the immunology/microbiology department is such a lonely, pathetic tool; that's why Rebeca only eats lunch with her when she's broke.

Author: godzilla's lover http://tool.urbanup.com/2731539
269. (tool) (0↑, 2↓)
one who is sometimes referred to as 'amit'

It was amit\! = It was tool\! Note the lower case 'a'

270. (Tool) (18↑, 20↓)
An AMAZING band. Lead vocalist is Maynard James Keenan. He is the jelly to my toast and eveyone knows toast tast like a piece of turd without the jelly. He is so AMAZING he cant even just have one band. I would go gay for him...i know its sad.

Gentle Stranger: Oh My Gawd\! someones about to shoot maynard (the lead vocalist of tool) in the chest. Me: Who the fuck would try to do that. Their insane. Person with Gun: No my insides are imploding just from his awesomeness..im almost sure hes the jelly to someones toast.

Author: Maynard'sVanguard http://tool.urbanup.com/2318768
271. (Tool) (7↑, 9↓)
A person that thinks of him or herself as cool but in reality is totally lame.

"Did you see that dude with the popped collar? What a tool\!"

272. (tool) (15↑, 17↓)
one who edits for this site

editor, your a tool.

Author: UrbanDictionary50000000 http://tool.urbanup.com/1944792
273. (Tool) (10↑, 12↓)
Someone who continuesly gets used by a person or multiple people.

kid \#1 Hey can you pick me up even though i am over an hour away. tool kid:Yea no problem I will be right there. Kid \#2 Dude that kid is a fucking tool of course he will pick us up.

274. (tool) (14↑, 16↓)
A weapon. knife, gun, or any weapon

Draw for the tool. Meaning they are going to pull out a weapon

275. (Tool) (19↑, 21↓)
A complete idiot, a guillible person, someone who makes incredibly ridiculous mistakes. A generally clumsy and slapstick person. Toolery: 1. A group of tools. 2. The act of being a tool, "stop this toolery\!"

Look what you've done, you tool\! There he goes again, acting the tool... Ignore the foolish tool and lets go

Author: hatrickpatrick http://tool.urbanup.com/1558580
276. (tool) (76↑, 78↓)
a person who wears only "branded" or "labelled" clothing and thinks that it makes them cooler than others. a person who tries hard to impress other people a person who tries hard to copy celebrity style

Kate: Did you see what Kristy was wearing at the party? She totally copied Lindsay Lohan. Amy: Yeah. She is a tool

277. (tool) (0↑, 3↓)
A German girl that thinks she's a boss but is actually the biggest tool you could find in the Third Reich. She often finds herself stuck in waist-deep situations such as getting herself stuck in waist-deep snow. She has certain fob aspects to herself as well, a common trait is the Ben Wang face.

Person 1: You see that chick on the snowboard complaining about how sports check ripped her off for her snowboard repairs? Person 2: Yeah Person 1: Vwhat a tool Person 2: agreed

Author: Hamtarooooooooo http://tool.urbanup.com/5612156
278. (Tool) (0↑, 3↓)
1. One who get's plastered every weekend to the point in which he, AR-S, will approach random girls and attempt to capture them with his eyes. Then, he will continue to pose the idea in which the female he is hitting on will take him back to their room and place a roofie into his drink. Also known as groundies.

AR-S: Look into my eyes. AR-S: Now i've captured you, take me back to your room and roofie me... Female: You TOOL\!

279. (tool) (0↑, 3↓)
a hand gun or sub machine gun

"its about to be war so everyone tool up". marlo stanfeild

280. (Tool) (0↑, 3↓)
An arse who is so stupid that others can easily use him/her with other him/her even realizing it. Someone who says that Avril Lavigne is a tool.

People who hate Avril Lavigne or Good Charlotte are tools.

Author: xSisterxGrimmx http://tool.urbanup.com/3883762
281. (tool) (0↑, 3↓)
A person who is a complete loser in all ways. Has no idea what he is doing and is most likely at art schools smoking up some hootch with kids named Tippayachat.

Someone with the name Gavin or Calvin is really a tool. Especially if there last names happens to sound like a geometrical vocabulary word.

282. (Tool) (0↑, 3↓)
when somebody is a poser and thinks they fit in when they clearly do not. they think they have so many friends but they talk about the person all the time.

tom gabriel peter is sucha tool. he thinks everyone likes him, but he truely is a poser at heart.

Author: nicolette312 http://tool.urbanup.com/3741193
283. (Tool) (7↑, 10↓)
Jason Kanoff from Princeton, NJ & Vanderbilt University

almost didn't get a bid from his frat and somepeople still wonder why he did ... he's such a TOOL ouch im sorry did that hurt? its the truth. you should look in the mirror (of reality) one of these days

284. (Tool) (1↑, 4↓)
Toyota World of Lakewood Coustomers.

that guy is a stroker. TOOL\!

Author: Salesman at Toyota world http://tool.urbanup.com/3101828
285. (tool) (6↑, 9↓)
Any person who likes the 2003 movie The Core or other similar movies.

"Did you see that guy buying the movie The Core? What a tool\!"

286. (tool) (3↑, 6↓)
Someone who trys to be something cool but fails miserably. Also someone who hasnt got bonded yet.

Peacemen is the biggest tool ever. He has to look at someone much cooler than he is when he tells joke for some recongnition.

287. (tool) (5↑, 8↓)
1. a stupid or gullible person 2. the penis

That kid is such a tool it ain't funny.

288. (Tool) (11↑, 14↓)
A person which, when under pressure, says stupid things, and when mocked, cannot defend themselves.

"Kellett, shoot back you complete tool, Charlie's killing you\!"

289. (tool) (13↑, 16↓)
one who is unaware of how lame he truly is. he thinks that others love him when in fact, if they could kill one person it would be him. this person usually is very condecending to others and has a tendency to be a stalker. Usually named Garrett.

Garrett thinks he is a badass when in fact he is a tool.

290. (Tool) (9↑, 12↓)
1) Someone who is SOO stupid they dont know they are getting used 2) Someone who is only good for using. Dylan

Dylan: I LIKE POKEMON\!\!\! Jack: u suck nuts tool

Author: Thundrstryke http://tool.urbanup.com/1956936
291. (tool) (7↑, 10↓)
someone who is capable of ruining a perfectly good evening my doing one simple thing that pisses everyone else in the group off.

i cant believe he just did that. he is acting like a complete tool right now.

292. (Tool) (22↑, 25↓)
An extremely annoying leech, who is unbelievebly pathetic, tries much too hard, and doesn't pull anything off. Ever.

-Yo, word yo. -Scott. Shut up. You're such a tool.

293. (tool) (1↑, 4↓)
1. One who is easily manipulated to accept a fact or belief a rational person would not accept. Other layman versions of this concept include "Boy Toy", "Consumer Whore", or "Republican".

You beleive in white supremacy? What a tool\!

Author: The Edge of Blade http://tool.urbanup.com/1263248
294. (Tool) (1↑, 5↓)
1 Brew

1 Brew is a tool.

295. (tool) (1↑, 5↓)
Peter.

Peter is such a tool.

Author: petergrandiaisatool http://tool.urbanup.com/3473222
296. (tool) (2↑, 6↓)
Celebrities who name their child something eccentric just because it looks "cool" or "original."

Celebrity 1: Hey, man\! I've picked my kid's name\! Celebrity 2: Really? Awesome\! What is it? Celebrity 1: Yugi\! You know...after that kids show everyone loves? Isn't it great\!? Celebrity 2: Yeah, man. It's awesome\! (Thinking: I dub thee tool\! Congratulations...)

297. (tool) (0↑, 4↓)
used-up and desperate aging girls and the trolls they get to worship them that no other girls will talk to.

aging ex-strippers that can't get over the fact that they cannot manipulate men other than the fat weak pathetic losers that used to be their customers... and the ugly loser dorks they end up getting to be their bitch boys they get to hack and harass the ex-boyfriends that dumped them. These tools know they won't get any pussy, they're just so starved for female contact they believe and do anything she says. Both are tools.

298. (tool) (25↑, 29↓)
someone who is used whether they know it or not.

That fat annoying fuck, Ahad Khilji is a tool.

299. (tool) (8↑, 12↓)
Idiots who give up rights for "the greater good".

Real world examples of a tool " Are you afraid of blizzard finding out your gay love/beastial pr0n??? I mean srsly... its not like your password and stuff is saved in your browsing history at all... let em check the browsing history all they want.. If you have nothing to hide than i think you have nothing to worry about.... I think you are noob anyways if you are using IE in first place." "If it's for the greater good, why should you be worried about losing some privacy?"

300. (Tool) (7↑, 11↓)
A complete idiot who is just so retarded that you cant stand him.Characteristics are as followed: Sports a bowl cut/mullet, wears zip-off cargo pants, has never talked to the female gender,goes to movies with only one other guy, sleeps on a couch with another guy, and finally getting there clothes picked out by there mother.

"Danny is such a tool"

301. (tool) (7↑, 11↓)
One who tries way too hard to be cool.

Wow that guy is a tool. That group of guys looks like a Home Depot special\!

Author: whiteflyer506 http://tool.urbanup.com/2039025
302. (Tool) (2↑, 6↓)
Tool (adjective):Used to describe the noun Hamo. Derogative slang, indicates weakness and homosexual tendancies towards small infants. Tool, Toolhead, Tool Smoker.

Hamo, you are a tool. My name is Hamo, I am a tool.

303. (tool) (17↑, 21↓)
1. One who tries too hard to fit in. 2. One who can't think for himself, and therefore dogmatizes others' convictions and pisses off those around him. 3. One who is used by others without realizing it. 4. A word some people use to describe those who they are envious of. 5. Anyone use uses the word "tool" is a tool because (s)he fits any of the above definitions. 6. (capitalized) A popular, albeit esoteric rock band with a large cult following.

1,6. "Joan is such a tool, I can't believe she thinks she'd fit in at the Tool concert\!" 2. "David is an effin tool, always spewing shit like he knows what he's talking about." 3. "Jamal's a tool--he doesn't know that no one would hang out with him if he didn't have that pimp ass mansion all to himself." 4. "Alex doesn't know that all those ladies are just using him; he's such a tool\!" 5. "Guess what--I'm a tool\!"

304. (tool) (44↑, 48↓)
MIT style... n. a person who is so devoted to their academic or lab work that they often pass up social opportunities in interest of getting work done. v. to do academic or lab work (gerund: tooling)

Max is such a tool, he decided to go to lab instead of party with us on Saturday night.

305. (tool) (1↑, 6↓)
a slang term for a [fireman] usually a [pistol] of some sort

tool on deck when u see me bruh u kno i'm tooled up

306. (tool) (3↑, 8↓)
A lesbian who likes being used for others enjoyment.

Kiran is the biggest tool ever.

307. (tool) (5↑, 10↓)
Someone who kisses ass to get friends

peter had so much shit on his lips tonight. he is a fucking tool.

308. (tool) (4↑, 9↓)
Someone you think is a bitch or can't hold their own. Also for someone that is a poser and doesn't think for themselves.

Man that guy is a tool. Look at that kid, what a tool.

309. (Tool) (6↑, 11↓)
noun: 1:one who is lacking in mental capabilities or sanity 2:one who is technically intelligent but can not control [inner stupidity] or [inner blonde] 3:military officer incapable of understanding given information or correctly using task procedures, leading to misdirected, misplaced cadets or soldiers 4:a band

1: TOOL:guahlosoubleeeeeeeeepbaahaahaha sane person: woah, take it easy tool\! 2: TOOL2:ummm i dont know, but i dont know\! see it makes sense yesterday, but not today\! sane person2: so much for your 95% average\! maybe you should dye your hair blonde 3: LtCol Nobrain: So Sgt Bloggins, where is everyone else? Sgt Bloggins: Well ma'am, you told them to go north, and uh there's a shark infested ocean to the north LtCol Nobrain: is that bad?

310. (tool) (23↑, 28↓)
Someone who thinks theyre all that but theyre really not.Someone who everyone hates.Someone who talks smack about themselves to prove to other people that theyre life is interesting.

a tool: oh yeah i smoke weed and get drunk every night. his "so called friend": umm he really doesnt, he's a pussy. a jock: yeah he's a tool EJ AGUADO.

311. (tool) (3↑, 9↓)
The stupidest most pathetic word possible to use for insulting someone for lack of any decent word coming to mind, generally thrown around by white elitist douchebag teenage boys who actually think it'll bother anyone if they call them a tool, as well as make them sound like a 1337 intellectual, when in reality it just sounds retarded.

p|_|nck r4wks0r: dat emo kid iz such a tool he likez sum41 and shit hahaha wow wat a tool lisin 2 real musik leik green day nd teh hevy metalz lololololol i am winrar\!\!\!1\!1 anyone else: Dude shut the fuck up already. No one cares.

312. (tool) (5↑, 11↓)
A person who lets himself be used by others. That kid that people only know because they are friends with his girlfriend. Someone who doesn't have his own opinion and trys to fit in by adopting the opinion of others. A guy who is whipped. Someone who can't have a normal one on one conversation with somebody because his only intention is to impress others.

Justin- "Hey Erika, Rob is a huge tool, that definition above us defines him." Erika- "Yea you're right."

Author: Justin Dickow http://tool.urbanup.com/2791687
313. (tool) (1↑, 7↓)
1. One who lack a brain, and/or does not know how to use it properly. 2. One who should be diagnosed with having bipolar disorder. This person will be having a nice civil conversation one minute and the next they will snap and go insane. Everyone around should stay clear of this person because his P's know peeps and my G's know peeps.

Emample: Steve Narish "Wow, this kid is a tool\!"

Author: G thang love daddy http://tool.urbanup.com/2680402
314. (tool) (1↑, 7↓)
A tool is someone who says one thing one moment and then something else the next. A stupid idiot who ushualy smells and has bad hygene often deniying it and pinning the blame on someone else.

A fag, asswhole, bitch, idiot all of these can discribe a fag for example dillon. that kid Dillon is such a tool.

Author: Harrison Ungar http://tool.urbanup.com/2365252
315. (tool) (13↑, 19↓)
A paramedic that loves the color purple, plays christmas music starting november first, pays $1200 for a PSP (from Rent-A-Center), worships rent-a-center, throws garbage out the window, and has obtained the status of social outcast. Also, wears a utility belt that has earned himself the nick "jingles", and has place himself on the homosuspicion list.

Eric is such a tool.

316. (tool) (4↑, 10↓)
Appraiser or more specifically, a commercial real estate appraiser in Chicago.

That appraiser is a real tool.

Author: Kermitdafrog http://tool.urbanup.com/1759944
317. (tool) (13↑, 19↓)
1)one who shares similarities with a screwdriver, or a wrench for example. 2)one who is being fucked without their awareness.

Jim, " haha, i fucked Gary yesterday, and he didnt even know\!\!\!" johnny, "haha what a tool\!"

Author: Tooly McScrew http://tool.urbanup.com/1579701
318. (Tool) (0↑, 6↓)
Daniel Michael Marion.

Dan stop being a fucking tool.

319. (Tool) (0↑, 6↓)
somebody that does something ridiculous/funny or stupid/idiotic.

Ashley, you are such a tool\!

Author: thatsjustspiffy http://tool.urbanup.com/1310827
320. (Tool) (29↑, 35↓)
one who is socially maladjusted; a lame person.

The woman who works in HRD is such a tool.

321. (tool) (0↑, 7↓)
a greenspoon

man I want a big cookie no the tool'll give it away

322. (tool) (2↑, 9↓)
1. acting or impersonating matt g in anyway. 2. matt g

i am matt g, i am a tool

323. (tool) (0↑, 7↓)
a person who doesnt understand this meaning n has to look it up on urban dictionary to use against a friend when they dont even kno it

kimberely anna-lynn ?? ..or somone with bigger boobs then her body structure kim is a tool cuz she has big boobs n no brains

324. (tool) (2↑, 9↓)
Mastodon. Plain and Simple.

Dude, look at that tool over there. Oh, thats just Mastodon.

325. (tool) (1↑, 8↓)
person who schedules their social habits such as drinking or smoking up.

Lindsay and Katie are huge tools for scheduling their drinking time yesterday... and are now toolboxes because they also schedule their smoke ride to follow.

326. (tool) (7↑, 14↓)
Another term for [penis] or [dickhead].

I thought a tool was something you made stuff with. Yes, that's called babies.

327. (tool) (11↑, 18↓)
Someone who thinks being a tool is a good thing, and reckons that having yu-gi-oh cards will get them chicks.

Tool1: So you like yugioh babe? Chick: No\!\!\! Bye\!\!\! Tool2: So.... wanna buy a yugioh dragon? Tool1: Yeah ill get more chicks then for sure\!\!\!

328. (tool) (9↑, 16↓)
Originally meaning teacher's pet/suckup/brown-noser, this word has come to have a variety of other meanings now as well. The word tool in its latest and most common meaning originated from the USMA and USMA Prep School at West Point, New York (USMA=United States Military Academy)during the mid-late 1980s. One James Maynard Keenan attended West Point but dropped out eventually. He then created the popular band known as tool. An intersting factoid is that although keenan is now bald, in his school pictures from west point, he has what most call a "full head of hair." In some cases the word tool is used to mean dick.

Brian is a tool. That band tool is good.

329. (tool) (8↑, 15↓)
A person lacking most if not all the intelligence that a human should poses and is frequently used by others.

\<person1\>Telivision is a powerful tool \<person2\>But so is Eddie Maguire

330. (Tool) (1↑, 10↓)
the definition of tool....is in regards to being a prison guard's "friend"...other in mates will think of you as a "toolbox". Therefore, sticking there tool in your ass\!

Kelly took a pack of smokes from a prison guard, later that day he was called a tool, and took it up the bum later.

331. (tool) (3↑, 12↓)
stupid faggot that no one likes and is always made fun of for everything. this person is a useless pisece of shit\!

phil is a fucking tool

332. (tool) (4↑, 13↓)
People that do whatever they possibly can to become something they can't in real life.

ImmortalCheese, and others, on forums.d2jsp.org trying to become a person of power are tools.

333. (tool) (5↑, 14↓)
A person who thinks they are really cool, when in reality the whole world thinks they are an idiot. This person is actually NOT cool, and potentially has spikey hair and/or wears timberlands with the pants tucked in. This person may think that they are ghetto when they are actually quite white, or they might know all the words to madonna songs.

Hey that kid Kyle is such a tool, he tucks his jeans into his timberlands. Could you stop being such a tool? You're making me want to slap you.

Author: beast at life, and you know it http://tool.urbanup.com/1537274
334. (Tool) (17↑, 26↓)
One way to identify a tool is by their limited vocabulary. They often employ the same words to describe everything. Using these words heightens their belief that they are popular and "in" with whats hip. In fact, it just reflects their inability to be original. Some common words tools use are; cool, awesome, sweet, badass, playa, chill or chillen, great, a string of either cool, great or awesome in repetition or a mix of these together. A tool also over uses the word fuck. Finally, to know if one is a tool, they have not read Civilization and Its Discontents by Sigmund Freud, The Republic by Plato, Candide by Voltaire, the Dictionary, a Thesaurus, and other examples of intellictual works.

Tool: Oh, your major is aeronauitcal engineering, cool cool cool. You: Yeah. Tool: Yeah, the weather is just chillen outside right now. (because they have nothing else to offer) You: Yeah Tool: Man, awesome, that party was badass. How was it for you? You: Good. Tool: Cool cool, very cool. (As they see more people)Sup playas, you guys just chillen? Awesome, awesome, cool cool cool. Great, Great, cool.

Author: Andrew Dickinson http://tool.urbanup.com/1524858
335. (tool) (8↑, 17↓)
tool as used in urban setting a weapon, specifically a gun can also be used to describe getting high on heroin, cocaine, crystal

when dem niggas start poppin its time to [tool up], grab your tool fool

336. (Tool) (2↑, 12↓)
you r a tool for reading this right now. if u dont know what a tool is u r probably one.

I am a tool because i am reading this right now

Author: Ben Dover III http://tool.urbanup.com/3042459
337. (tool) (6↑, 16↓)
A means to an end. an object to achive a goal

i used a hammer(a "tool") to reconstruct my dick. i used a soldier (a "tool") to fight my dirty war i used tool (the band) to realise who i was

338. (Tool) (11↑, 21↓)
Instrument - [The work would go faster if you had the right tools.] Medium - [Education is the tool you need to get anywhere in life.] Pawn - [I had been used merely as tool in her ambious rise to the top.] Shape - [This is the shop where the leather is tooled and gold stamped] [Courtesy of a shirt by the band]TOOL. [Listen to them.]

tool tool tool tool tool

Author: Palindrome of Tool Army http://tool.urbanup.com/1528610
339. (tool) (4↑, 15↓)
A man's penis. It can be used to perform a variety of essential tasks. An expression mainly used by real men when discussing sexual activity with a woman or women.

How did you get on with Alice last night? Went out for dinner, gave her all the chat, then took her home for a tooling\!

Author: Krusty the Wrong http://tool.urbanup.com/1899219
340. (Tool) (18↑, 29↓)
Most likely, anybody that either is in school for business or already has their BBA and/or MBA. They didn't go to school for intellect, but simply to learn how to make a lot of money. Usually, they're the Abercrombie kids/Hollister children. They'll succumb ethics for money and will nod their heads to corporations like obedient dogs when told to do something if it means more money for them in the end. They're like...well...tools.

Since Sara got a higher position in HR, she's become a real tool.

341. (tool) (4↑, 16↓)
Peter Scateregia

Peter is a tool

342. (tool) (3↑, 15↓)
A person who is a complete round-about. Someone who tinkers or toys with things for no reason. Someone who fixes things that aren't broken or who just wanders around without being aware of their surroundings.

"How come he doesn't see us waving?" "He's toolish by nature."

Author: dredlockpolitics http://tool.urbanup.com/1649461
343. (Tool) (13↑, 25↓)
Used at the Virginia Military Institute to describe one who has his head way up his ass, more specifically, one who sticks to his duty, sacrificing his good relations with other members of the Corps, even going so far as to screw his Brother Rats. See also, [toolbag]

I hate that friggin (name). He's such a tool.

Author: Cadet Historian http://tool.urbanup.com/1448216
344. (tool) (9↑, 22↓)
a complete faggot that says some stupid shit

Bob: Yo look at this awesome picture\! Fred: YEAH YEAH PICTURE.....SHMICTURE\!\!\!HAHAHAH Bob: fuckin tool

Author: jon burgandy http://tool.urbanup.com/1769303
345. (tool) (22↑, 38↓)
A handgun. A [piece].

If a nigga try to jack, I got my tool on me Keep ya hand on ya grip, dont threaten me with ya tool like you a mechanic with clips - Chamillionaire

346. (tool) (25↑, 41↓)
What you become once you enlist in the armed forces.

When standing at the position of attention, I feel like such a tool.

347. (tool) (3↑, 22↓)
Anyone who uses the site "Bodyspace" or "bodybuilding.com". Anyone who is obsessed with their muscles. Anyone who doesn't get that Lifting weights is not a real hobby, and it benefits no one. Someone who doesn't understand that any girl worth dating will not like you for your huge delts, etc.

"man, did you see James' bodyspace page? What a fucking tool."

348. (Tool) (8↑, 27↓)
3 Diffrent meanings 1.Sears department stores are the exclusive seller's of Craftsman tool's(Tool: wrench, saw, screwdrivers, etc.) 2.a Man or Woman who's a dipshit 3.a Shitty-annoying ass rock band fronted by a buttface named Maynard James Keenan

Tool has 3 diff meanings

349. (Tool) (1↑, 20↓)
A Hunt word for 'knob' or 'twat', but often gets taxed by younger syblings and adopted for use in a more joking sense. This spins quite a few people out.

Grrr that kid is such a tool\!\! He like full on exists n everything\!

Author: Charlie-Uniiitt http://tool.urbanup.com/1528500
350. (tool) (2↑, 22↓)
Yet another crappy [poo poo band]. I was listening to a metal radio station and the DJ was talking about how awesome Tool were so I downloaded this band to check them out. WOW. They're awful. "Pretentious" and "tedious" would sum up this band. The only cool thing is the computerized vocals.

Tool suck. All of the musicians, especially the drummer, sound like they just came out of their first instrument lesson. Wow\! Now that is some horrid musicianship\! Skip this lame poser metal and listen to 30 Seconds To Mars, Metallica (the new stuff), Staind, System Of A Down, Saosin, Korn etc.

Author: TheLulzFactory http://tool.urbanup.com/4153989
351. (Tool) (11↑, 31↓)
one who is used

He is that jock's tool.

352. (tool) (16↑, 38↓)
a complete loser... one who had no friends..someone who is used for there resources..

u are a tool...

353. (tool) (9↑, 32↓)
a sledge hammer (this is the only thing in my tool box)

"use that tool over there. its perfect for hanging priceless artwork."

354. (tool) (13↑, 36↓)
person who does idiotic things, then tells others about them, and they laugh and call the person a "tool"

Farballs, you tool

355. (tool) (1↑, 27↓)
Your being used because your a slut or whore

Oh she hooked up with him so ill go out with her now. She will never know. Then she can be my tool.

Author: Katelyn Abber http://tool.urbanup.com/1639643
356. (Tool) (4↑, 32↓)
A poo band. They consider themselves good music but little do they know, they are actually terrible. They share similaritys with the band [rage against machine] who are also terrible.

James: "Hey cory whats that shit your listening too every day" Cory: "They are called Tool and they are really brill\! " James: " PFFFFT kiss my rooty tooty fresh n frooty" Cory: " STFU im off to listen to Rage"

357. (tool) (21↑, 52↓)
one who is utterly retarded, or just dumb person who is dense

he is a tool

358. (tool) (17↑, 51↓)
David Stern

My name is David Stern, I'm a fucking tool.

Author: Gawdl0l0l0l0l0l0l http://tool.urbanup.com/3596625
359. (tool) (24↑, 72↓)
There are several defining traits of a tool; if one or more of these characteristics apply to you, then you are a tool. 1. You often feel used by your "friends", who usually make fun of you to both to your face and behind your back, but act polite if you have something they want. Of course, because you're desperate to be accepted, you give it to them. 2. You buy into whatever trend seems in at the moment because you have no identity or sense of pride. If you're emo, pass out at parties after 4 drinks to show off to people that you're drunk, or wear a pink shirt with the collar popped in a vain attempt to appear "secure with your masculinity", then you're a tool and haven't realized it yet. 3. You listen to Tool and think they are the pinnacle of musical talent because they call themselves "prog", but are actually boring and mediocre.

Go back to your toolboxes, you poseurs.

Author: Chernorizets Hrabr http://tool.urbanup.com/1443849
360. (Tool) (9↑, 59↓)
Christofer Drew Ingle, lead singer of Never Shout Never\!

/looks at picture of Chris covering his nipples "God, what a tool."

Author: OtterKnowsBest http://tool.urbanup.com/4005294
361. (tool) (12↑, 83↓)
an extreme fag that associates with weed jews

i dont wanna blaze with budazoft, hes sucha tool

Author: cheaakdooney http://tool.urbanup.com/3618330
362. (Tool) (13↑, 90↓)
Loser. Dork. One who reads HP and listens to emo music. And spend the weekends alone or with their other tool friend(s).

Ryan reads and has emotions therefor he is a tool. It's official, I'm a tool.

363. (Tool) (34↑, 124↓)
1. A male penis. 2. Your cock. 3. A device for fixing things.

1. Fuck with me, and I'll kill you with my tool. 2. I used a tool to fix my bleeding anus.

364. (tool) (31↑, 194↓)
1. (noun) A band consisting of many talented individuals who try to compile decent music that contain subliminal messages about the world and how vicitimized they and their listeners are, but in the end when the lyrics and music are put together they create a harmony which sounds like shit and makes the listener want to kill "tool" and then later on kill himself, or feel sorry for himself and fall madly in love with anything with legs.......or a penis. 2. (noun) A medical condition in which a person loses all musical taste and developes a serious habit of looking up nasty shit on the computer and becomes compelled to share it with the world......while expecting to keep his dignity and no criticism froom others.........symptoms may be fuckin messed up hair, a very unusual upper anatomy, calling people stupid shit that doesnt make any sense i.e. "lust filled batards"....wtf???, and posting blogs which kill off the reader's brain cells after burning through their retnas. 3. (adjective) sounding like shit.....

(monkeywoman)-"I love tool" (lust filled bastards)-"Tool fuckin sucks\!\!\!" (monkeywoman)-"yall are a bunch of lust filled bastards\!\!\!" (lust filled bastards)-"what the fuck is a lust filled bastard??" , "your so fuckin stupid...noone loves you\!\!\!" (monkeywoman) "actually, that is not entirely true, goatse loves me and i love harry potter manga anime fucked up lego starwars gay dog necropheliac porn......"and klatches" (lust filled bastards) they start weeping because they do not have weird freakin fetishes that even the flying jim jim would look down upon...... ([A suspicious timothy]) kills monkeywoman and everyone lives happily ever after

Author: asiansarehxc http://tool.urbanup.com/1436958
365. (tool) (46↑, 242↓)
a guy who joins a fraternity. A cunt.

look at all those tools in Acacia, Alpha Gamma Rho, Alpha Gamma Sigma, Alpha Delta Gamma, Alpha Delta Phi, Alpha Epsilon Pi, Alpha Kappa Lambda, Alpha Sigma Phi, Alpha Tau Omega, Alpha Phi Alpha, Alpha Phi Delta, Alpha Chi Rho, Beta Sigma Psi, Beta Theta Pi, Beta Chi Theta, Delta Chi,Delta Kappa Epsilon, Delta Phi, Delta Psi, Delta Sigma Phi, Delta Tau Delta, Delta Upsilon, Zeta Beta Tau, Zeta Psi, Theta Xi, Theta Chi, Theta Delta Chi, Iota Phi Theta, Iota Nu Delta, Kappa Alpha Order, Kappa Alpha Psi, Kappa Alpha Society, Kappa Delta Phi, Kappa Sigma, Lambda Theta Phi, Lambda Sigma Upsilon, Lambda Phi Epsilon, Lambda Chi Alpha, Pi Kappa Alpha, Pi Kappa Phi, Pi Lambda Phi, Psi Upsilon, Sigma Alpha Epsilon,Sigma Alpha Mu, Sigma Beta Rho, Sigma Nu, Sigma Lambda Beta, Sigma Pi, Sigma Phi, Sigma Phi Delta, Sigma Phi Epsilon, Sigma Chi, Sigma Tau Gamma, Tau Delta Phi, Tau Epsilon Phi, Tau Kappa Epsilon, Phi Beta Sigma, Phi Gamma Delta, Phi Iota Alpha, Phi Kappa Theta, Phi Kappa Sigma, Phi Kappa Tau, Phi Kappa Psi, Phi Lambda Chi, Phi Mu Delta, Phi Sigma Kappa, Phi Sigma Phi, Chi Phi, Chi Psi, Omega Delta Phi, Delta Kappa Epsilon, Phi Sigma Kappa, Kappa Sigma, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Sigma Lambda Beta, Sigma Pi, Alpha Phi Alpha, Iota Phi Theta, Kappa Alpha Psi, Omega Psi Phi, Phi Beta Sigma, Alpha Psi Lambda, Gamma Zeta Alpha, Lambda Alpha Upsilon, Lambda Pi Upsilon, Lambda Sigma Upsilon, Lambda Theta Phi, Lambda Upsilon Lambda, Nu Alpha Kappa, Omega Delta Phi, Omega Phi Beta, Phi Iota Alpha, Sigma Lambda Beta, etc, etc, etc ,etc, etc.

366. (Tool) (69↑, 390↓)
Penis One who acts like a cock. Someone who is an arrogant cock who uses other people. a really shitty band

A tool can be someone who is used by somebody else but more so it refers to the male genitalia such as a person who uses others. see [cock]

Related: douche, loser, idiot, douchebag, asshole, fag, dick, bitch, moron, douche bag, fool, jerk, poser, retard, dumbass, gay, stupid, penis, faggot, ass, homo, lame, prick, cock, pussy, toolbag, wanker, annoying, jackass, dickhead, toolbox, nerd, bro, cunt, dork, queer, fucktard, tools, tool bag, wannabe
Last updated: 2012.02.29

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